Monday, March 17, 2008

Jodha-Akbar ++

We exclusively bring stuff that you didn't see in the movie.. some inside information on this super-fabulous (just kidding) movie... all in the form of, our export comments, which flow out of our digestive juices... err... err.. creative juices...

Export
Comments (because they are of "Export" quality)

Jodha made too much out of the husband trying to touch her on the first night issue. She should have been less worried about her husband touching her. Why? Because, with the kind of jewelry she was wearing, there was hardly any skin exposed for Akbar to be able to touch-n-feel...


On the same notes, after marriage, Jodha should have been made the commander-in-chief of Akbar's army... with the specially designed and crafted tanishq armour, it would have been real difficult to target Jodha and find a spot to kill her...


Akbar's kinda cool in the movie... everything about Akbar was so perfect... even his side locks... Akbar's side locks, to us, very much resembled Hrithik Roshan from Dhoom 2 or Krrish... Didn't know Akbar's hair stylist was way ahead of his time...

And finally...

Here's one scene from the movie that was edited... was shown to us for "educational" purposes...

Time 10:00 PM
A: Time for a quickie...
J: Alright

Time 11:00 PM
A: I think I mentioned something about a quickie an hour ago...
J: Wait.. I am only done taking off the jewelery on my hair..

Time 12:00 AM
A: Are you done?
J: Yes, almost done dear... have taken off 384 chains off my neck...

Time 1:00 AM
A: Alritey J, I am leaving... dad must be waiting for me on the sets of his next movie... I am playing a superstar (probably with the same side locks)

And we say... bechaare log... what to do... life is like that wonly... it sucks "royally"...

adios...
PS: we are allergic to so much jewellery... and subsequently bappi da...

Friday, March 07, 2008

Halloween is (h)iyer...

Its Halloween time for the southies... and Halloween is here or we would rather spell it as (H)iyer (just trying to get some cheap publicity for ourselves)...

Halloween would be the day when this Iyer would say to himself... "Dont fix it if it aint broken"... Now that's confusing right? Thats our job... to confuse you guys... (yes both of you)...

It all started last week when we had this little rash on our eyelids (little as compared to how rabid we used to be some years back... ask abhi or alap) which was rather inconspicuous and barely visible to anyone... And we decided to get it treated...

Not modern medicine... but Ayurveda... Why? because we thought it would cure this stuff by the roots... and a couple of days of taking all the kashayams and arishtams and grithams... we have rashes all over our face & neck... And its swollen... like a freakin full blown pumpkin... (and thats the logic behind the title)... We had also thought about "Nutty Professor" but that title had already been taken.. and was kinda cute.. completely against our sturdy image...

Day after day it got worse... and the worst part is that we couldn't go back for a re-visit to the ayurvedic doctor, because her husband expired a couple of days later (no... we didn't do it)... and people started noticing the change in us... except they thought that we had a bad haircut, which we actually had before we started the treatment... And we say to ourselves... how is that possible? How can they only notice the haircut but not the face thats bloated by about 6 feet more than it actually was? (Hyperbole used in good proportions)

Now we have the situation under control... had like zillions of anti-allergics and steroids to bring down the Halloween pumpkin to look like a potato that it actually is... referring to our heads...

Here we are... at our home... using up our sick leaves... and waking every day with a newfound hope in our lives... to look better every morning... because it definitely cant get worse :)

PS: We have nothing against ayurveda... but it really bombed this time... and actually exploded (our face)

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Iyer - Sr v/s Jr

Iyer Sr seems to be in a jolly good mood these days after retirement. We arent sure if this is the case with the Sr's in all the families. This post is another of the PJ's by Iyer Jr (yours truly) dedicated to Iyer Sr.

Sr seems to be asking for special treatment for Senior Citizens for almost everything in life. Train fares, plane fares, water resort entrance fees, movie tickets... even restaurant menus should be having special treatment (fares or otherwise) for Senior Citizens.

And this is what happened today morning...

Sr: Kesari tours and travels have this trip to malaysia, thailand singapore etc
Jr: Great... Do you want to go?
Sr: Yes we do.. but do we need passports?
Jr: Yes sure you do... what'd you think?
Sr: Ok, so do they have any special treatments for Senior Citizens in the passport office?
Jr: Sure... for you.. they'd put in higher numbers in the Age section of the passport...
Sr: (so that was a joke haan?)

Tell us this was funny... Sr refuses to believe :(