Monday, October 20, 2008

Tandoori Nights...

is the title of a song from Himmesh Reshammiya's (HR) latest movie title called KARZZZ out of which we suppose KAR is silent in the title and the only thing worthwhile must be ZZZ...

And before you begin to wander your thoughts, we havent committed the henious crime of going and watching that movie... it definitely isn't our FARZZZ to watch his KARZZZ... but we thought it would be a good idea of letting our imagination's horses run helter-skelter and come up with the possible story in this film... So here goes our version of KARZZZ which might put HR'S version to shame...


Mr Previous Janam (PJ) is a ultra-super-rich-brat of a kid who's got loads of money to throw. He is in love with Ms Jawaan Across Janams (JAJ) and they decide to get married. Once they are married, they drive to PJ's house to meet his mom and take ashirwaad. On the way there is a house of horror on the road, where PJ wants to take a look at whereas JAJ stays back in the car. PJ has a running nose. As PJ is just out of the house of horrors after a "hair raising" experience with an inhaler up his nose (to treat his running nose), JAJ kills him by repeatedly banging him with his own jeep and PJ dies a death with the inhaler in his nose and his hair still raised...

Cut to current janam we have HR singing and recording ultra numerous songs which are being disliked by a lot of people but at the same time these songs are considered to be a runaway hit... HR suddenly becomes a rockstar.. with two strange gifts... one a cap.. and second a nasal voice... He likes little girls (the ones below the age of 18) and one such kid...err... "little girl with good make up to look ladylike" falls in love with him and they become a pair... in this janam

HR is happy with himself and his life, his newly signed contracts on reality shows et al.... but deep at heart, he is seeking answers... primarily he is looking for the source of his two gifted talents... his cap and his voice... and he is troubled by a series of dreams that depict some guy with an inhaler and spiked hair being crashed and thrashed by a car... over and over again... He consults his dream catcher who attaches certain strings to HR's dream and manages to read a board on the dream that says "Bhalej".. That's the place where answers could be found...

HR, along with the kid...er... his love life... goes to Bhalej and finds the spot of his dreams with a tattered house of horrors. That is where he uses his singing prowess to invoke ghosts and gets to know the past life's story from them... Now he has a very clear picture of what has to be done... to get his revenge from Ms JAJ.. who still for some reason looks the same... like she'd just walked out of his dreams and right in front of him...

He begins executing his plans one by one... Firstly, he had to gain popularity ... and since negative popularity is far more potent than positive one... he goes about insulting music directors and musicians driving him on top of every chart... He then goes ahead to get a hair transplant... which failed miserably... which is replaced by having some fashionable japanese wig that gives him PJ's hair raised looks... This is then followed by stalking JAJ and making her feel like a kid... er... young lady... that she isn't, thus making her feel younger and HR comfortable (since he's always comfortable around kids... er... young ladies)... Now HR and JAJ are a pair... and JAJ is ready to do anything for HR... absolutely anything.....

... that includes coming to an Exclusive HR show at Hotel "Tandoori Nights", the most popular club in that constituency... JAJ, when turns out for the show finds that she is the only one who is there in the hotel.. and the invite actually turned out to be Ram Gopal Varma's Challenge... HR was Ramu's horror heist... and JAJ had to put up with him all by herself... which sadly she didn't and by the end of the second song... she was resting in peace... in a lot of pieces... waiting to be picked up by PJ from above... and HR got his revenge...

But the challenge is still there, for anyone to take... three hours, all alone with HR in hotel Tandoori Nights... all he awaits is the next challenger...

adios...

PS: We saw the video of this song and we think what they really mean is "Tan Doori Nights" (keep bodies away night... probably because no-one was properly deodorized)

5 comments:

Karthik said...

OMG! I was waiting for you to review this . LOL!

And this is the ninth disaster of the world. I mean:

1. Tsunami
2. Hurricane
3. Earthquake
4. Typhoons
5. Tornado
6. Floods
7. Bombings
8. Aap Ka Suroor
and now,
9. Karzzzzzzzzzz

Sense said...

LOL> Iyer, i bet your Tandoori Nights movie is much better than the actual movie. if you decided to actually make this movie, I promise to watch it. ( provided it does NOT star Himesssssss)

Sreelatha said...

LOL...good one...esp your note in the end..

Chitty Cat said...

hehehehehhehehehe

awesome dude!
ta tananananana tandoori naaaigh(nn)ghts, tandoori naaigh(nn)ts!

I am to be BIG fan of hemu unkal - just like you

pls to read off blogposts i dedicated to him (in fact, he is a celebrated celebrity on my blog ;) )

http://totaltrauma.blogspot.com/2006/03/im-infected-so-are-you.html

http://totaltrauma.blogspot.com/search/label/himesh%20reshammiya

On a fully different note - why are iyers so proud of their iyerdom? I mean what's caste got to do with it? And how come at a time when casteism aint cool at all?

Iyer Education said...

@karthik: WMD and himess fall in the same category... the next US Prez is going to be coming here looking for himess...

@sense: dont just watch it... give some money to produce it as well ;)

@sreelatha: the tan doori nights note... the chemistry between the hero and heroine shows up very blatantly

@chitty cat: good to see another himes fan... "hats off (wigs on)" to you and your posts :)

and about the different note - (please see some gyaan from the dean of this university)

Iyers being proud of iyers - totally cool and nothing wrong with that

Iyers putting down other castes - totally uncool and everything's wrong there

Read some of the iyer posts here on this blog and you'll get the flavour :)