Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Gympanzees...

Well Well.. after a long exile of not writing... which in turn would have meant a jolly good time for you guys, we've thought its time for us to get to do what we do the best... torture you guys...

This post is dedicated to our gym where we work out along with a bunch of folks we would like to call panzees. Let us clarify upfront that we are naming them panzees for the sake of spoofing them like chimps and we don't want you to consider them as pansies (which in turn brings in some doubt about us).

Gympanzee Exhibit 1: This guy is the serious Gym Guy. He does some serious weights and some serious cardio tranining that gives us a complex... 7 out of 10 times this guy will be in good shape... the other 3 is reserved for people like us who do some good training even when out of shape. So this guy will work out, sweat out and eventually go out once the exercising is done. Serious business.

Gympanzee Exhibit 2: This guy is the "My Way" guy... He gives a flying fish for the instructor, the dumbells.. hell he gives a super flying fish to the entire exercise routine and you'd find him doing his own set of exercises... This guy never requires a routine card... he's all by himself... you'd find him doing stuff that you see only in.. naah you dont see such wierd stuff anywhere... Some of the "My Way" guys are wierder by which we mean that not only they do stuff their way but also they dont talk to anyone... not even themselves... which is the complete opposite of what is coming next...

Gympanzee Exhibit 3: This guy is the best friend of every woman... no he's not gay... we are talking about the talkative guy... Lets make it very very very talkative guy... The only muscle group that this guy manages to develop are the muscles on his throat... a complete six pack... this guy is trained to do interval training... 5 mins of exercise and 15 mins of hardcore talking followed by 5 mins of exercise... total toned throat muscles we say...

Gympanzee Exhibit 4: Then there is another version of the interval training that you just saw above which applies to Gympanzee Exhibit 4. This guy exercises for 5 mins followed by 15 mins of narcissism which includes looking at all body parts at all possible angles after every single exercise. We bet he'd die if he didn't see the mirror one day of his life.

Did we anywhere mention that we were working out these days? No? That's because we are very shy and introverted.. We've been working out pretty hard for the last couple of months and shedding off some good 5-6 kgs... right after "blossoming" about 10-12 kgs above our normal weight some months back...

adios...

PS: We've used the male gender to depict the gympanzees out here... there are female gympanzees too... and yes, they too show up with similar traits... most of them belong to Exhibit 3....

10 comments:

Sreelatha said...

I think there should be Exhibit 5 as well. The one who notices all the above exhibits and in turn develops his brain and vision muscle. hehe

Karthik said...

This guy is the best friend of every woman... no he's not gay

LOL..I think you are the exhibit 3 types..Bujhaye only throat ka pyaas..baaki sab time-pass :-E

IdeaSmith said...

"there are female gympanzees too... and yes, they too show up with similar traits... most of them belong to Exhibit 3...."

Or are they just the ones that Exhibit 5ers (as per Sreelatha) notice?

Bad Iyer, that's sexist!!!!

g-man said...

in gyms over here in trivandrum, guys and ladies have different timings. which is why i don't go to a gym :)

moukound said...

gympanzee is a good one. can't we jus remain human being instead of gyming??

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Rambler said...

Hey,thanks for dropping by..
And nice one..Found most of the species in my gym..though i don't agree with females being exhibit 3...people in my gym hardly talk..everyone is in a hurry to finish off and rush to office!

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