Friday, April 18, 2008

Random Bakwaas...

You seriously think we need to call the title that it is? Isn't Random Bakwaas the flavour of this place. But just to ensure that you don't lose the faith on this blog, we keep reiterating the flavour as titles on various posts. Here goes nothing...

We just invented that the opposite of "Decibel" is "Videsi Bel(bull)". On similar lines we also invented that the opposite of "Decimal" (Sameera Reddy) is "Videsi Mal" (Jessica Alba). Too much haan?

Talking about mal's, one mal we cant stand watching on TV is Katrina Kaif... at every given instance we see her on TV, we find her dancing... and her dancing... wah wah!!! kya kehne... she'd make a great dance pair with sunny deol... (both have 2 left feet
[make that 42] and they have thunderous thighs, which makes them a great pair)

Talking about television, we think in itself is a "Breaking News"... which seems to be the keyword on all news channels... we have no clue... but everything today is breaking news... yes that includes we writing this post, you reading it and you eventually thrashing it...

Reading brings us to a very lucrative business (we are pursuing it as side business and one day will eventually make it a full time career)... This business requires very little investment with sure/definite profits. All you need to do is to subscribe to about 6-7 of newspapers (subscription is getting cheaper these days)... and then at frequent intervals give the paper back to raddiwala.. and trust us... you'd make more money from the raddiwala than the money you spent on subscription (we never said you'd make lots of money to buy you a pent house). Do not try this stunt with magazines

Stunt brings us to a super-ultra-major-wonderfully-dangerous stunt that our friend is trying to attempt in a couple of weeks. Bechara is Getting Married... No chance of survival we say... Always locha only becomes in this stunt...

Locha brings us to the end of this post... because if we don't end it here, there will be lots and lots of locha and you'd track us down and kill us...

adios...
PS: If you ever managed to "read" the post, you'd see that we took a word from one para and constructed the other one... we could have done it longer, but our oath of world peace and harmony came in our way and we had to stop it...

13 comments:

silverine said...

You mean "word" peace and harmony? :)
Fianlly someone agrees that Katrina has thunder thighs, but she is half Kashmiri, half Canadian. So where is ze mal konnection? Is it the thunder thighs then it has to be a Tamil connection!

wqblufuBheja fry on a weekend!! brrr

Neeku said...

OMG... this is a Hathoda types of post... no sense at all... except for the "Friend" getting some sense and getting married !

Ah ! Your (hathoda) Sense (of Humor)and His (friend) Sensibility !

Karthik said...

This is bakchodhi at its best!

g-man said...

wow, you're bored aren't you? lol!

Priya Iyer said...

:) congrats to ur frnd...

Sreelatha said...

Cant agree more on katrina, she is every where and now she is the brand ambassador for mallaya's bangalore team - now can u make any connection betwen katrina and cricket. wait i got one - Fine legs (oops sorry thunder thighs - is'nt that considered as fine legs in south india - cant agree more with silverline's comment abt tamil connection.hahaha)

Iyer Education said...

@silverine: katrina belongs to the category of maal's that are good looking... (and very very bad at acting, dancing, speaking et al)

@neeku: if you are looking for sense, you'd find her here...

@karthik: bak"waas".. this is a family blog ;)

@g-man: wrong guess.. i am sadist.. i unleash these posts on unassuming souls like you.. and enjoy to see you suffering ;)

@priya: will convey your "condolences" to my friend...

@sreelatha: plz refer to our "maal" explanation to silverine... if thunder thighs were a "connection" in the first place, we'd be running after sumo wrestlers and not actresses/models :)

g-man said...

unleash away!!! i can't wait for the next one :D

KJ said...

looks like u have been watching too much Antakshri on TV..:p


:)

KJ

Matangi Mawley said...

:).. tht was really good!
u'r blog s gr8!

Vidya said...

that was good, had a riot laughing. Good to know someone else is also getting into matrimony. That means I was not the only one who was dumb.. There a many who still are.. :))

Anil P said...

Haha, a broken news camera will make for breaking news as well :)

moukound said...

well you might have missed some fined details abt wat else goes on air.. don't see tamil channels?? Vijay's (omg) great stunts of flying around the abode of elukuntalavada?? and the crap abt IPL??