Monday, March 17, 2008

Jodha-Akbar ++

We exclusively bring stuff that you didn't see in the movie.. some inside information on this super-fabulous (just kidding) movie... all in the form of, our export comments, which flow out of our digestive juices... err... err.. creative juices...

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Comments (because they are of "Export" quality)

Jodha made too much out of the husband trying to touch her on the first night issue. She should have been less worried about her husband touching her. Why? Because, with the kind of jewelry she was wearing, there was hardly any skin exposed for Akbar to be able to touch-n-feel...


On the same notes, after marriage, Jodha should have been made the commander-in-chief of Akbar's army... with the specially designed and crafted tanishq armour, it would have been real difficult to target Jodha and find a spot to kill her...


Akbar's kinda cool in the movie... everything about Akbar was so perfect... even his side locks... Akbar's side locks, to us, very much resembled Hrithik Roshan from Dhoom 2 or Krrish... Didn't know Akbar's hair stylist was way ahead of his time...

And finally...

Here's one scene from the movie that was edited... was shown to us for "educational" purposes...

Time 10:00 PM
A: Time for a quickie...
J: Alright

Time 11:00 PM
A: I think I mentioned something about a quickie an hour ago...
J: Wait.. I am only done taking off the jewelery on my hair..

Time 12:00 AM
A: Are you done?
J: Yes, almost done dear... have taken off 384 chains off my neck...

Time 1:00 AM
A: Alritey J, I am leaving... dad must be waiting for me on the sets of his next movie... I am playing a superstar (probably with the same side locks)

And we say... bechaare log... what to do... life is like that wonly... it sucks "royally"...

adios...
PS: we are allergic to so much jewellery... and subsequently bappi da...

15 comments:

The Keeper of the Keys said...

LOL
hhaha..besides the jewelry, remember when a asks j why she's moving away her hand and all, on their wedding night?

i though 'abhishekh' was a sufficient answer...

Priya Iyer said...

LOL. good one! :)

Karthik said...

Lol..Great one! The movie was basically what is called "elephant grandeur" or as we say in Malayalam "Aanachantham"..Huge sets, expensive jewellery etc.

Amey said...

I don't think they had a "Utsav" scene in there, because they didn't need one.

Remember, Akbar had experience wrestling with elephants, so a ton or two of jewelery is nothing for him.

silverine said...

ROFL!!!! Too good boss!! Poor Akbar :p

Abhay said...

the hair-stylist was way ahead of his time...lolz :)

Neeku said...

It wasn't that bad of a movie.. before you rip it apart..It did have good ambiance to it...I have already.... sent my list and suggestion for chaniya chori for Navaratra this year... based on few of Aish outfits. So I liked the movie.

But then I do agree with the hairstyle of A...weird... I wonder did they have razor back then?

now when I think more, I recall that even his side Burns looked weird too ...

O well... whateva...

Vinod R Iyer said...

Oh come on .. The movie was not that bad .. If you can c and appreciate the gladiators of the world, u can appreciate this too :P

And the jewelery part I too agree.. Jodha wouldn't complain I guess for the foreplay will be long ..lol

aparnas said...

Awesome... Absolutely ROTFL...
for this one and for your previous posts... Guess one more fan to your fanlist.

Sreelatha said...

haha i totally agree. but jokes apart i quiet liked the jewellery but cant wear them..never..BTW wt is ROFL and ROTFL??

Iyer Education said...

@keeper of the keys: i guess abhishek's credibility was the reason why she didnt utter his name

@priya: thengew

@karthik: too many elephants in the movie man

@amey: dont tell me you went to see the movie expecting an "utsav" scene... and LOL about the tonnage :)

@silverine: thengew to u2

@abhay: thengew to u3

@neeku: u have a diff PoV... but it was really bad :)

@vinod: now your comment will attract people looking for ahemm tips to education... what all education will now we provide.. phew...:)

@aparnas: thengew to u4... we badly need fans now... summer is really scorching

@sreelatha: you wear the jewellery when you join the armed forces and want to attack some country.. ROFL & ROTFL are short forms of Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing... sometimes the T is silent hence in brackets

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen the movie yet, but after reading this post, I'm going to catch it soon just to laugh it off.

Nirmal Simon said...

I personally love the Khwaja number. Found its lyrics on freehindilyrics.com and think the song is very well written. A R Rehman has done full justice to Jodhaa Akbar’s songs

g-man said...

lol, i happened to see the movie as well. it sucked so bad it made me write my first movie review. kinda liked it :D the review, not the movie!!! good post

Matangi Mawley said...

Tanishq ppl really DID their jobs! :D
a gr8 "educative" review!