Monday, February 11, 2008

Int(Iy)erview...

Flash News: Right after the sensational news of the main accused in the Kidney racket being arrested and sent to Delhi, in an unrelated incident, we have an exclusive INT-IYER-VIEW with the director of Iyer Education (aren't flash news like this these days?... totally unrelated...)

(C)correspondent:IE, where have you been?
(I)yer Education: We've been to London to see the queen (what do you think?)

C: Very Funny.. why are you not posting?
I: Well the university is out of Curry-Kolam(curriculum)

C: Rumors say its your marriage that is taking a toll on this... Any comments?
I: (Off Records)... Marriage is just a "Toll Naka" .. Its the wife who takes the Toll...

C: Are you doing anything good for this university or the students?
I: What do you think "not posting" is for?

C: We've been tracking your movements.. You don't visit other universities (reading blogs) and give guest lectures (commenting)...
I: We've been asked by the UN to keep away from doing such things in the name of WORLD PEACE (can you believe that?)

C: World Peace huh!!! That must be a huge responsibility?
I: EMI/Bills/Payments etc are a much bigger responsibility for us. World Peace is just incidental...

C: Any comments on the sliding Indian Stock Markets?
I: (as usual) Its the subject of our next directorial debut(2nd debut?) called "Saare Zameen Par"

C: What do you have to say about the declining IT Industry?
I: When you find us posting more often, you will definitely know what we are (not) doing...

C: Whats next for your university? If we are ever going to see it back in action.
I: We are going to apply for "Doomed"... errr... "Deemed" University status before we are back in action. We want least interference in our functioning

C: Any message for our readers/fans?
I: Sure (We like both of them)... Please read this post when published... even though it looks like random stupid commands typed on a command prompt... We Love you all... and your cute cousins too...

Ultra-Super-Duper-Flash News: India ka doosra wicket gira... aur Iyer Education ka post ek Publishing stunt hi tha aur kuch nahi...

7 comments:

Priya Iyer said...

:) so finally u post, huh? nice one...

Vinod R Iyer said...

Come what may or april .. Will always be a loyal student of this univer-city..Guruvee :)

Sreelatha said...

Me too..very happy with the current'curry kolam' and looking forward to 'saare zameen par'

Debalina said...

C : Was it chicken's kidney racket?

C :When is the next flashy news?

C:I heard there's going to be World War 9, so I guess, no peace keeping..
Do have any comments on that ?

C: Aren't flash news supposed to really flashy, you know red and blink blink ?

Karthik said...
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Karthik said...

LOL...Great post..and please be regular with ur posts...Keep that adrenalin fully pumped up..hehe

Iyer Education said...

@priya: nothing up our brain to come up with anything...

@vinod: just being a student wont serve the purpose... also keep paying the fees (preferably in cash) on time

@sreelatha: as long as we dont prepare the curry-kolam... you should be good :)

@debalina: "you commented"... "you're back"... now thats flash news !!!

@karthik: ad-re-what? we are getting too old for all these terms :)