Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Baigan ka bharta...

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If you are wondering what the above is, it simply means "Long time no C"... old one eh? alright we know its quite some time that we had updated this space... but then thats the trend these days right? Trying to put up as being very busy... everybody does... so are we... trying to look very busy... hence updating after a couple of months...

So why are we posting right now? Only to share a couple of PJ's... attract a couple of comments... another couple of hits... thats about it... alright thats all that we have for now... (already happy eh?)

What did we do for so long? Absolutely nothing... (if work qualifies as nothing, which logically, technically and all other ally it should)... And we went to sasuraal for a week... To Kerala for a week of absolutely nothing (this time we are serious)... Nothing but pure absolute bliss... thats where we discovered the BLISS cycle of SLEEP - EAT - SLEEP, whereas Iyeropatni was busy catching up with our in-laws.

Now our sasuraal is in Gods Own Country of Kerala. We think its about time that we christen the GELF as god's own country as most of folks from Kerala are there and the ones in Kerala are raring to go there, but that again is not the point of the post. Which brings us back to, what was the point of this post? We dont know... And we cant rack our inexistent brains to try and find that out...

Back to Kerala... Lots of things we learnt there...

First and foremost, that the jewellery industry in Kerala is actually owned by a couple of Lukkas (lukka in bambaiyya hindi is like us... total waste)... No seriously... the biggest of the lukkas are called Francis Alukkas, Jose Alukkas, Joy Alukkas et al. Quite a revelation we say... we are waiting for the day when yours truly lukka will become someone....

Second and not so foremost... one doesnt need to go around breaking into and stealing from jewellery stores to make good money... all one has to do is to attend a mallu wedding and hold everyone at ransom... we didnt do it because we would be recognized in the entire hall... even if we were to mask ourself... yah right... our height would give away...

Third is that, to restore the balances of H in this universe, we should get gujjus to marry south indians. Thus a Jignes/Kalpes/Manisa married to Latha/Geetha/Santhosh will make sure that there is a balance of H in this universe. This can also help the first observation by having a couple of Zaveris moving southwards.

Fourth and a mathematical wonder is that "The ages of mallus are divisible by their age and 1 only". Because they are all PRAYAM(prime) NUMBERS... btw PRAYAM = AGE in mallu :)

And lastly, back to the title of this post... we were introduced to newer relatives in our sasuraal as "Iyeropatni's Bharta" (Bharta in Mallu means Husband)... So we decided to confer upon Iyeropatni, the title of Baigan (Brinjal / Eggplant), which makes us "Baigan ka bharta"...

adios...