Thursday, January 18, 2007

On the cards...

When...

Thou begin to find all the women more attractive (Erstwhile women fall into two categories. 1. The good ones & 2 The Better ones... Now every woman falls in Category 2) and even more attractive... and even more attractive...


Thou begin to clean up shelves in your house (and throw out all the collection of your favorite playmates) just to make a little more space...


Thou stop watching 'Bikini Destinations' and 'Wild On' at nights (not intentionally... but because of the deadly nightmares that neither allow you to sleep nor stay awake)


Thou look outside the window and everything seems so gloomy... (or is it the winters thats settling down)


Thou think hard about posts and more posts and nothing comes to your mind (as empty as it could be)...


Thou keep imagining a pack of cards and the only card that comes to your mind is the "Jack" (also fondly termed as Ghulam in Hindi)...


Then thou are going to be married in the next week...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

New I-year Foresights...

They say mortals make new year resolutions and then go into the year only to break them or not stick to them. But as you all might be knowing, we are NOT ordinary mortals. Hence new iyear resolution is not just our cup of cappuchino or even latte for that matter. We have foresights. No! No! No! we dont see four of everything... the alcohol effect has warded off long before we began to write this post... foresight actually means looking into the future... And we look a year into the future and tell you whats in store for us/you/all...

Firstly and foremostly, we think we'd have to spend the entire of next year watching highlights of cricket matches that India have won. These highlights would be wonderfully named as "India Glorious" or "India Victorious" thus, constantly giving us the feeling that India is still winning (though in eastman color... 1980's and the world cup). This is because, we really dont think it is possible for us to keep watching live cricket and India being beaten inside out on every possible occasion. We sincerely dont need any of that.

Secondly, and not so foremostly, we foresee ourselves being subject to a lot of HR terminologies like Job Enrichment, Job Enlargement, Job dis-Satisfaction and so on and so forth. No we actually mean it. We are getting married, and for men, marriage brings along H(e)R terminologies. All of the above huge terms mean just one simple thing... We are supposed to take our minds out of mundane activities like gaming(computer), hanging around at paanwaala tapris, visiting restaurants in chaddis and baniyans (hmph) and concentrate on important activities like dish washing, room cleaning, cooking... Blogging isnt even considered here...

Thirdly (lets just cut the foremostly crap out) we are going to go through a real life "BIG BOSS" episode in our house. And there are no yellowie points for guessing who that is... Iyeropatni... All along it was smooth sailing for us coming back to a place where Iyeropatni isnt there and making loads of majja masti... but this year onwards..."Big Boss is Watching"... and we even fear going into the dreadful room where big boss speaks in 3D dolby digital surround sound... and saying sorry about 1678923 times and doing uthak baithaks for approximately similar numbers...

Lastly we thinks Iyeropatni would join us in blogging (and join you guys in bashing us up... she just loves it)... We'd probably rename the blog to Mr & Mrs Iyer Education (we likes that)... and come up with posts that are absolutely, incredibly, amazingly, beautifully, fantastically, faboulously rocking thus becoming the number one Iyer Jodi on the blog... .if thats taken then we'd go for the No 1 Iyer Jodi from Navi Mumbai on the blog.... and even if thats gone then we'd go for No 1 Iyer Jodi from Navi Mumbai from Road No So and So , Bldg No so and so, Flat No so and so... on the blog.. that nobody can take it...

** Alright we made the last point up to just fill in some empty space.. Iyeropatni would rather defenestrate us than joining as co-authors of this blog... wow... we just used an amazing word... defenestrate... and we are proud of ourselves... alap... here we come...

adios...