Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Err... Err.. Education...

No No, we werent doing a Shahrukh Khan p-p-p-p-pronunciation of the word Education... What we meant by the title was to talk about err.. err.. Sex Education in India... And simple ways to implement them...

Why are we interested in this topic? Read this article about 9 states banning sex education in India on cultural backgrounds... Hmmm... what do we say... We think it would be unfair of us, if we didnt discuss this in the open, after all we are not the second most populated country in this world solely because of the bugs and the bees story...

So what we suggest is that we implement the Err.. Err.. Education without any knowledge of any authorities. How do we do that? Read ahead for the (not so) brilliant master plan.

Firstly we do not need to print any books for carrying this clandestine operation. We can make do with the existing books.

Secondly we implement this, right in the beginning of our education lifecycle... yes you read it right... right in nursery and jr and sr kg...

Thirdly, since in the first point we didnt print any new books, we use the nursery rhymes as our medium of communication... Yes we can do that... with our plan... we definitely can... and we will... (did we just sound like Suhaib Ilyasi)

If you think our plan wont work or that we are simply out of our minds... read the rhymes and decide for yourself...

We can replace the bugs and bees story with the following

One Two... Whooopeeee Whooopeeee Do
Three Four... Shut The Door
Five Six... Under the sheets
Seven Eight... A long long wait
Nine Ten... Then there's CONCEPTION


Aids awareness can be created by

Row row row your boat gently down the stream...
Wear a life jacket or with death you'll scream...

and

Jack and Jill did an awareness drill...
To fight aids now and after...
Both just passed and saved their arse...
And stayed happily ever after...

Fidelity and Monogamy can be preached thru

Hump(ty) (and dont) Dump(ty) got married and all...
Hump(ty) (and dont) Dump(ty) had a great fall...
Both with multiple partners both women and men...
Lord save them... Lets just pray, AMEN!!!



We think we have lost it... and more importantly we have REALISED it... someone go get a psychologist :)


adios...

10 comments:

Liquid Oxygen said...

ROFL!! :)) that was hilarious! how on earth you come up with these crazy ideas...

One Two... Whooopeeee Whooopeeee Do - this completely cracked me up! :))
lol!!!

here is one my side as well :)

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son"

poison said...

totalled! =))

Sreejith said...

"Nine Ten... Then there's CONCEPTION"

:)) thats some idea you 'conceived'

Iyer Education said...

@Liquid O2: Crazy people come up with crazy ideas... and we like the jill pill concept... can use that in err.. err.. education too :)

@poison: we havent yet begun on the 1+1=3 class... but yeah you have given us the idea (totalled)

@sreejith: yup... without any of the rigmarole from 1 to 8 ;)

Abhay said...

cool.... poetry with a purpose. njoyed reading these verses :)

DewdropDream said...

There's another version of jack and Jill you might want to use,

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
God alone knows what went on there
But they came back with a daughter

Then of course, the question of how both a son and daughter could come of the same rhyme would arise... oh well, all in the name of err..err..education

silverine said...

Iy...err Education :p

Sense said...

LOL. I'm sending PIckwick straight to you when he asks about the birds and the bees.

Hammy said...

Wow. Really cool article, man.

:)

You raise the bar iyer and iyer...

vitruvian said...

ROTFL!!!! =))
this is one of the most brilliant posts i've seen till date!!!
its beyond brilliantly cool!!!
cheers!!
hoping to read u more often...