Monday, March 19, 2007

Uncle Sam...

All of this stuff happened in a hurry and we are here at Uncle Sam's for some project work... We'd stick around here for another 3 months... So we are yet another member of the TAM-BRAM community to have visited this place... its quite normal for us Iyers to come to this place... but we dont want to stick around too much...
 
Couple of things in this land that we need to look out for... firstly when people say that this place is warm... DO NOT go by their words... it is warm here by Uncle Sam standards... by Indian standards, this place is close to delhi in winters... so always carry your woolens along with you...
 
There is no ground floor out here... the ground floor = first floor and first floor = second floor and so on and so forth... no wonder we were frightened when we were told that our apartment was on the third floor when the building itslef had two floors... you make the calculations...
 
And lastly... just like you dont find elephants and mangoes scattered in every nook and corner of India, you wont find bikini babes scattered around uncle sam's land... that is a total misnomer... and reality struck us when we found more number of "vibhooti" applied tams than bikini babes around this place... so if you are comin to uncle sam with that idea in mind... DROP IT... RIGHT AWAY... coz you'd only find our relatives in huge numbers around here...
 
thats it for now... work calls... and we take your leave... (okay you can keep applauding for that one)
 
adios...

3 comments:

Kusum said...

work calls

I see that even at uncle sam's you remain to be delusional. Why don't you check for some advanced treatment for your condition while you are there :PHt

HP said...

So, you have accomplished all the things that is expected from a good Tam Brahm? :-)

Cheers,
HP

AJ said...

Come to LA and see the bikini clad babes in all their glory :)