Wednesday, January 10, 2007

New I-year Foresights...

They say mortals make new year resolutions and then go into the year only to break them or not stick to them. But as you all might be knowing, we are NOT ordinary mortals. Hence new iyear resolution is not just our cup of cappuchino or even latte for that matter. We have foresights. No! No! No! we dont see four of everything... the alcohol effect has warded off long before we began to write this post... foresight actually means looking into the future... And we look a year into the future and tell you whats in store for us/you/all...

Firstly and foremostly, we think we'd have to spend the entire of next year watching highlights of cricket matches that India have won. These highlights would be wonderfully named as "India Glorious" or "India Victorious" thus, constantly giving us the feeling that India is still winning (though in eastman color... 1980's and the world cup). This is because, we really dont think it is possible for us to keep watching live cricket and India being beaten inside out on every possible occasion. We sincerely dont need any of that.

Secondly, and not so foremostly, we foresee ourselves being subject to a lot of HR terminologies like Job Enrichment, Job Enlargement, Job dis-Satisfaction and so on and so forth. No we actually mean it. We are getting married, and for men, marriage brings along H(e)R terminologies. All of the above huge terms mean just one simple thing... We are supposed to take our minds out of mundane activities like gaming(computer), hanging around at paanwaala tapris, visiting restaurants in chaddis and baniyans (hmph) and concentrate on important activities like dish washing, room cleaning, cooking... Blogging isnt even considered here...

Thirdly (lets just cut the foremostly crap out) we are going to go through a real life "BIG BOSS" episode in our house. And there are no yellowie points for guessing who that is... Iyeropatni... All along it was smooth sailing for us coming back to a place where Iyeropatni isnt there and making loads of majja masti... but this year onwards..."Big Boss is Watching"... and we even fear going into the dreadful room where big boss speaks in 3D dolby digital surround sound... and saying sorry about 1678923 times and doing uthak baithaks for approximately similar numbers...

Lastly we thinks Iyeropatni would join us in blogging (and join you guys in bashing us up... she just loves it)... We'd probably rename the blog to Mr & Mrs Iyer Education (we likes that)... and come up with posts that are absolutely, incredibly, amazingly, beautifully, fantastically, faboulously rocking thus becoming the number one Iyer Jodi on the blog... .if thats taken then we'd go for the No 1 Iyer Jodi from Navi Mumbai on the blog.... and even if thats gone then we'd go for No 1 Iyer Jodi from Navi Mumbai from Road No So and So , Bldg No so and so, Flat No so and so... on the blog.. that nobody can take it...

** Alright we made the last point up to just fill in some empty space.. Iyeropatni would rather defenestrate us than joining as co-authors of this blog... wow... we just used an amazing word... defenestrate... and we are proud of ourselves... alap... here we come...

adios...

4 comments:

abhi said...

happy budday bhai

KJ said...

happeee bday
:)

Kusum Rohra said...

its your bday?? party !!

Er oh ya ya wish you happy bday :)

number one Iyer Jodi on the blog

* chuckles *

Dhanya said...

Hey...Mr n Mrs Iyer, sure sound sgreat n we have a perosn to bash u right at your door step..SOmethings cant get better right.....:)