Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Arsenal Procedure...

We were never really a football buff at the first place. Football for us came once in four years in the form of world cup and an intermittent watching of a Mohun Bagan Vs Tollygunge Agragami club match. But this time around we have taken refuge in football for this particular post and in particular this particular club named " Arsenal" (anything but refuge is what you would make out after reading this post)

Since we have already proclaimed our undying non-love for football, let us also state that this post has nothing... naah... not even lateraly connected to football. This post is about the club we were speaking about "
ARSENAL". Little did we know before Friday, 23rd December 2006, that ARSENAL is actually a combination of two words " ARSE and ANAL ". And the next thing we know on Friday is that we are woken up early in the morning... bathed well... and taken to a place fondly known as OT. After about an hour of waiting, we are drugged and in a complete drowsy state of mind, we were surrounded by few covered faces (thank god we didnt carry our wallet, cell phone or valuables) and they begin this surgical procedure for Arsenal Extraction of Fissure/Fistula.

An hour later we find bird and our family waiting for us and we are blabbering stuff in the drowsy state of mind. And bird constantly reminding us of what powermojo did to his family and blurted out things in the drowsy state of mind, thus bringing about the thought to not blabber and bring shame to both him and us. Later in the day when the drugs effect warded off and the PAIN began taking over, we had calls from friends and colleagues, the latter to only inform us that we are missing a Christmas Party Celebration in the office. DAMN THEM...

On discharge, we were handed over a lot of papers to be carried back home and one of them was what they call as "Operative Papers", that these masked men make when doing any kind of surgery. There they had a pictorial representation of our ARSENAL and the the areas where incisions had been made and extractions done. The first thing that came to our mind was that the docs were practicing geometry there and they had converted a full blown (literally) circle in to an OCTAGON by cutting an snipping across numerous edges. We also thought that the mask of zorro (the main guy) wuddav used the fencing technique to get the surgery done, by holding a sword and running it back and across around 10-15 times in circular motion and the procedure would have been done. We wanted to laugh hard... real hard, but we couldnt... it'd hurt... we dont know how it connects but it sure does... it hurts :(

Cut back to present, we have shifted our thoughts from Arsenal to Chelsea (which is a gujju representation of Chaal Se ... which means... Chal Jaayega... which means... it will be alright). And we are hoping that we'd recover sooner or later. We have an important marriage to attend... OURS... in the coming month...

adios...

PS: If you havent gone over, please hop over to abhi's blog and figure out what plans he has for our ARSENAL this new year.

PS2:
check out the ads in the bottom of the post... had we written this post earlier... we wudnt have had to do the surgery in the first place :(

9 comments:

abhi said...

Now this is what we call getting a little "behind" in your work

HP_lifelive said...

Sorry to hear about the operation Mate!
Wish you a speedy recovery!

Cheers,
HP

Sanjay said...

Make fun of our beloved Arsenal will you sar!!
May I take the pleasure in announcing that you now have "Supari" on your head. The next gunner that meets you is going to kill you for dragging us into this.
Oh by the way; Get well soon!

Kautilya said...

Get well soon nigger :D...

Dhanya said...

Hey...U got it out finally....!!! Jo and yo man...U wil be kicking @#$ in no time :) Happy new year

umang said...

Iyer i dinnt get any thing by reading ur mail but after reading this i got little bit of it… and remaining u need to explain over a phone .. Get well soon buddy

KJ said...

waiting to read more abt ur Wedding Preparations - II

:)

hugs

KJ

someonearbit said...

Haha...
You already assumed that I want to hit on you?

Mr. Inflated ego :D

hehe..

someonearbit said...

Moi the same audience, that missed seeing you on Monday.