Monday, November 27, 2006

IQ...

After this short story, we are planning to change the full form of IQ from Intelligence Quotient to Iyer Quotient... Why? Read ahead...
 
The prez of US of A decided to find out how intelligent were his intelligence agencies. And the best method according to him was to pit them against the best in a game of chess (strategy is the key there). So he invited the best grandmaster, Vishwanathan Anand to play against 4 of his best intelligence agents.
 
The four of them refused to take on this particular champ, on the excuse that their powers combined were nothing against the brains of the grandmaster. Only after the promise that Anand would use his weaker left hand did they agree to play with him. And surprises of surprises... They LOST...
 
None of them, including the prez, could imagine the best agents losing to Anand that too with his left hand. This matter had to be resolved. And it finally did, after 684 pages of an enquiry report by the top notch intelligence agencies, it was brought to the notice of the prez that Anand fooled them upfront... and hid the fact from them that he was LEFT HANDED...
 
Now prez is ready for the second round... and he's pitted another 4 against Anand... this time playing with his "weaker" right hand... Prez definitely has a great research and intelligence team... just that they dont have any IQ (Intelligence Quotient) but they do rank very high with their other IQ (Iyer Quotient)...
 
adios...

8 comments:

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hihi..This is is a gudy one! Iyer quotient eh??? Wht is divided to get you as the quotient btw?

abhi said...

dab (dab) dab

the pooh said...

eh? hmm .. i played chess and lost the other day.. boohooo

iyer education said...

@scribz, you divide it by zero.. the result is infinite... and thats Iyer's quotient for you :P

@abhi, kya dab doon?

@winny, arey it is a game for the dimagwaalahs :P

Anonymous said...

May be the agents couldn't play with "black" !!

Marthyan said...

Good One :)

iyer education said...

@vinod (fellow) iyer... no racial discrimination here pliss ;)

@marthyan... :)

abhishek said...

I don't think the second round worked either...Bush's daughter's purse was robbed in Argentina, despite the Secret Service agents' best efforts. So there goes Bush's chess plans and Iraq strategy...

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