Monday, September 18, 2006

MP...

If you are wondering what MP stands for, just wait there… don’t even try and comprehend. Stop it there itself. MP stands for Maha Pakaoogiri… It could also be termed as Monday Pakaoogiri as we are at our very best (read worst) on a Monday morning. So here we go at doing something that we love doing the best… pakaoing the hell out of you…

Firstly we are seeing these entire bans happening everywhere. There are bans on blogs, movies, movie channels, doctors, nurses, sport stars, sports et al and these are like a common phenomenon these days. And who is paying a price for this? Dear old Hariprasad Chaurasiya… All these bans are over-stressing him. He’s reached a near burnout stage now. But the important question is how? We are sure you want to know the reasoning (or the lack of it) behind this entire weird episode. We just have one Hindi quotation to back it up with. It reads, “Naa rahega BANS… naa bajegi BAANSRI”. That’s MP 1 for you.

Secondly, we have teamed up with Himesh Reshammiya to make adulterated (read it as adult rated) songs. Himesh will be composing the tunes and lending the voice to the mystifyingly beautiful lyrics written by us. The first of such songs is called “Sayonee” (very similar to the original one sung by Himesh). The lyrics go like this

I lust you oh sayonee…
I lust you oh sayonee..
Koi Shaq… What The F@#$”... What do you have to say about that? Yup…  MP No 2

Ram Gopal Varma’s “Shiva” is MP No 3. We don’t have words to explain this particular phenomenon except for the fact that our friends were given free tickets to watch this one and they demanded a full refund from the sponsor (of the ticket) to have been put through such rigorous torture.

And like every “Looney Tunes” & “Merrie Melodies” episodes end, we’d like to say… “That’s all folks

adios…

3 comments:

alias Fleiger said...

That "Sayonee" reminded me of the song by some sufi group, "Chain ek pal nahi"...

And finally something about Shiva. When everybody is looking forward to the movie, I wondered whether I was the only guy who decided half minute in the trailer never to watch the movie. (Well, I didn't finish the trailer either)

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hey..I Shall vote for "Maha Pakaoogiri…" over the monday one...Seriously u pakofied me so much tht mujhe neend aa gaya!

iyer education said...

@fleiger, yup.. junoon is the name of the band... and good you didnt watch the trailers :)

@scribz, so you know what to do when you have sleepless nights... either count sheep or count on me :)