Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Saudi Jokes…

Did we just say SAUDI jokes… oops sorry… no offence meant to our blogger friend KJ. We meant SOUTHIE jokes in mallu accent… So here is a set of our homemade PJ's. Sit back and yenjoyyyy

 

 

Q How many tams does it take to change a light bulb?

A  2 – One to change and the other to fold the falling mundu (dhoti)

 

 

Q How many mallus does it take to change a light bulb?

A 1 – Only if the light bulb is perched on a tall coconut tree.

 

 

Q What would you call Superman if it were made in Tamil?

A  Superamaniam (Subramaniam)

 

 

Q What would Lola Kutty call her kid?

A  Pillai (Kutti & Pilla)

 

 

Q Why was the mallu fabricator (in kerala) the happiest in Jun – 06?

A  Coz all the mallus were discussing about WELD CUP (world cup)…

 

 

Did you know about the guy who put a matrimonial ad asking for a mellow woman. He spelt mellow wrongly in the advertisement and today he is suffering with a mallew (antonym) woman.

 

 

A tam confession… "At my birth, my father predicted that I could never do anything right in my life. Hence he named me Wronganathan (Ranganathan). I think he was/is right"

 

 

Continuing from above, we think, Wronganathan must be a mixture of Bongs and Tams (Bongs would prononce Ranga as Wronga)… Similarly DeboNair must be a mix of Bongs and Mallus… what say?

 

Total khapaooo mode we are in right now. So we will leave you at that.

 

adios

16 comments:

the pooh said...

OHmY god.....hehe bery bery bunnny...u rock !

Kautilya said...

stonned da kanna...
fello iyer... u hvent' heard a mallu talking kannada... I bet u be dead.. laughing!
"Wronganathan" ROTFL...

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Funny man! But I have one question in this also...Why does the mallu not have mundu while he is on the coconut tree? Is it coz he does it in the mundu tied??? :)

Wronganathan! Superb!!! :)

Why Am I said...

yonly u can come up with dhis:)...but tams dont wear a mundu..only veshti...dont mall's wear a mundu?

biju said...

ROTFL! Iyer, u make our stomachs hurt. are u planning to start up a pharma co?

iyer education said...

@(winny)the pooh, kya ho gayela hai tereko... undercover agent hai kya tu?

@kautilya, plijj to explain that mallu kannada statement with examples... and i know you keep making such statements because u want me dead...

@scribz, the mallew uses the rope and the lungi around his waist to keep the lungi from falling when climbing the coconut tree for changing the light bulb... does it answer?

@why am i, we dont differentiate between piddly things here... for us mundu and veshti are all the same... so mundu and veshti are interchangable & same difference

@biju, yes we are thinking of taking over hajmola and pudin hara... and plijj dont tell this to anyone else :)

silverine said...

LOL Good one :))

IdeaSmith said...

Have to add:
Why are Tamilians desperate?
Because they keep saying "Wanna come?"

iyer education said...

@silverine, thengew vairy much

@idea, good one... but we arent very sure if the response everytime we greet is positive :(

Sensorcaine said...

iyyo! (aiyyo, in iyer-ese) too much da machcha... (sorry, just had a cousing down from chennai. it just HAD to rub off)keep 'em coming!

APOO said...

I want ot know who is this 'we' ou are talking about?
- do u have multiple personality disorder?
- are there more than one people writing this blog?
- or none of the above, and your english is just poor? :P

anita said...

Wronganathan!!1 HAHAHA...very funny, good job...are you gonna some more up?

KJ said...

iyera iyera iyera iyera :)

get ur geography right... I am in the UAE n not in Saudi...

Aiyyo....

Kahan se kahan pahuncha diya mereko!!!


:|

KJ

PS: but i am HONORED to get a mention on ur HONORED BLOG.... :P

iyer education said...

@sensorcaine, the rubbing off isnt too much i sense... because there was no usage of the word SUPER ;)

@apoo, "we" here indicates I, IYER, IYEST... three contributors (of three ego levels) to this blog... and ofcourse BAD ENGLISH

@anita, i will try and come up with more (i am sure you didnt mean buttermilk?)

@kj, sab southies ke liye it is GELF regardless of if its saudi or UAE or whatever... and we always managed to fail in geography... so there

V N said...

ROTFL!
:))))
Gawd! I cant believe for the life of me, that I hadnt come across this blog as yet. Thx to Scribblez for having led me in here!
:):))))))

unknown person said...

huh woteva u mallu ppl r loozers so plz better improve ur english!!!n better stp making fun of saudis dey r much better den mallus!!!!