Monday, July 17, 2006

Latesht Headlines...

Mika kissed Rakhi Sawant on his birthday bash infuriating her. She has taken the media by storm demaning justice. Mika on the other hand has kept his cool and is working on his next music video and our sources tell us that the song is called "Sawant ko lag gayi aag... dil mera aaaaaaa" (Remember Mika's first song... if you dont then, just forget it)

Zinadine Zidane blew up France's chances (of winning the world cup) by head butting the opponent's defender in his last football appearance. Our sources tell us that this has opened an all new career option for Zizou after his retirement. The makers of He-man serial have signed Zizou for the role of RAM-Man in the multi-billion-dollar television serial which is supposed to be hitting the screens next year. We wish him all the best in his new role

Actress Jaimala has been supposedly entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for making the most delayed confession which stood at 19 years. She has also entered into the record books for breaking the previous record by a stunning 18 years and 358 days. 7 days was the most delayed for making a confession before her. Inside sources also reveal that Iyer Education is on the way to break Jaimala's record by making a confession of his unwanted existence after 27 years.

Altaf Raja's hit the charts with a song (that we also dont remember) where Priti Jhangiani moves/grooves her legs and hips to Altaf Raja's tunes. This is supposedly confusing to the the fans of Indi-pop. What has confused them is the fact that they really cant make out if this is the comeback vehicle for Altaf Raja or Priti Jhangiani. In any case, we have all reasons to believe that both of them need to have a come back vehicle. Dev Anand is supposedly signing Altaf Raja to sing for him and Priti Jhangiani for the role of his MOM in his upcoming venture

And in the above stated confusion, the person who is using this confusion to his advantage is Himmesh Reshammiya. He's released a staggerring 3,584 songs and music videos which are personally "composed and sung" by him. The last time we were hit by such an attack was in the movie "Hum Saath Saath Hain" which had some 43,000 characters each singing a song at various points in the movie.

Talking about Himesh Reshammiya, he claims that he has another thousand such songs up his sleeve(also called as a song bank). Hearing this, a world wide VIBGYOR alert has been ordered and the fighters of organized crime and terrorism have "tagged" him as "Possessor of Weapons of Mass Destruction" and the entire squad is out to search for those thousands of WMD's which need to be found out and diffused. The search is on and nothing has been found as yet. Something similar is being investigated on Iyer Education and his posts.

Mumbai Municipal corporation have appointed the late NOAH(of ark fame) as the "Strategic Anti-Deluge Consultant". He's on the BMC's payroll for the next 5 years and will consult mumbai on how to keep away from deluges. Sources say that that a very high amount has been spent on his consultation charges and higher amounts are provided to him as "Transportation" charges. The BMC has learnt to counter torrential rains that can last upto 41 days and 41 nights. Anything above that is supposedly nature's wrath and cannot be dealth with.


Thats all pakaoogiri for now. Will see you guys later with updates, as and when received. Till then this is Iyerospace signing off from Blogspot.com...


adios...

6 comments:

Dodo said...

"Sawant ko lag gayi aag... dil mera aaaaaaa"... Yeeew, I remember that song, he was one "scary" singer. I have a gut feeling that Mika is actually the brother of Himesh Nasalia, separated in Kumbh ka mela

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hahah...I got all the headlines from Iyer...Now I dont have to dig it from all sort of news web links...Acha kaam kiya....27 years to make your confession, is is because you didnt know the truth or because you wanted to hide it from publicity?? Me wondering the reason for the delay Iyer!

IdeaSmith said...

Why does your template look so....brown? Is it a (muddy) monsoon mood? Am able to view the blog today but couldn't yesterday night...anyone else facing the same thing?

iyer education said...

@dodo, you may be onto something man... how abt making a nasal documentary on the same

@scribz, u will find it out in the confession... just wait...

@idea, guess something's wrong with the online template & css file... so i have changed it...

HP said...

@Iyer,

Thanks for the headlines. You never disappoint!
Just please leave poor Himesh alone :-)

And yes, the new template is really refreshing.

Cheers,
HP

silverine said...

"Mumbai Municipal corporation have appointed the late NOAH(of ark fame) as the "Strategic Anti-Deluge Consultant

ROFLMAO