Friday, July 07, 2006

Intiyernational Cuisines...

My dear Bunties & Bubblies...


Presenting to you the International Iyer cuisine... Also popularly known as Intiyernational Cuisine...


So if you are already feeling that you are in "Gordon Ramsay's HELL'S KITCHEN" then do not forget to thank the author for creating such a wonderful, delicious and wholesome atmosphere

Thai: All Thai curries will be different avataars either sambars or vattal kolambus and they would be served with steamed rice. Thai is the closest to the Iyer Cuisine we say.


Japanese: Sushi would mean raw banana served with coconut chutney. Want it to give it a try?.


Americans: Pizzas would have Uttappams for the base and they would be served with molagapodi (curry powder) instead of oregano for seasoning.

British: Earl Grey Tea will be replaced by Dark Brown Filter Kaapi. Grey is no color at all.


Germans: Hamburgers would have Avial (mixed vegetable) between two Idlis & Mcdonalds would call it Mc AVial Idli(Mc Aloo Tikki).


Italians: Pastas & Spaghettis would taste like steamed appalams (southie form of papads).


French: Exquisite wines would be all offshoots of the world famous RASAM. And you may RAIN & DINE in style.


Mexican: We'd have friend Karavadams (fryums) for tortilla chips and they would be served with thair pachadi (curry made of curd) for dip.


Lebanese: Shawarma would be replaced with Veg Upma and this same Upma will be rolled onto the Pita Bread and given to you. Awesome and wholesome breakfast we'd say.

The last and the best....


Chinese: You'd find fried rice served with Curd as the accompanying gravy. We are sure it'd taste awesome.


The above are already available at all the world famous south indian mess on all MG Roads, SV Roads and Highways of the golden quadrilateral... Okay just kidding... none of them will be found anywhere other than Iyerospace. So there...


adios...

12 comments:

Anita said...

This makes me so proud that south indian dishes are like global cuisine!! HAHAHA
nice entry once again

Kautilya said...

I wish those international cusines were really the ones u mentioned mate... or the existed in reality and not merely in iyerospace...

once tried Italian.. Damn sonia... how the hell on earth people eat that stuff..

I have vowed... just to stick to our very own Southie cusine...

The max risk I wanna take is Desi cusine.. not willing to go any further...

Besides that italian has to be driven out... its not just bcoz of the food.. but.. u know I am not for paying bribes in Euros!

d4u said...

hamburgers n avial...wonder how that wud taste:p hilarious!!

KJ said...

"Sushi would mean raw banana served with coconut chutney" - Cannot wait to try this one when i make coconut chutney at home...

LOL

:-)

KJ

iyer education said...

@anita southies are truly global... and plijj not to laugh on them ;)

@kautilya plijj not to bring politics here... this is neutral ground

@d4u you havent tasted it yet? so bad... i thought u must already be on it...

@kj raw banana matlab kaccha kela... paka hua nahi... just note that before you try it... oki and plijj to give feedback

Kusum Rohra said...

Er I do have well southy friends who once ordered friend rice with paneer tikka masala :)

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

NOw I go and eat anything, especially my fav Thai Red Curry, i will only remember your ingredients and in all possibility take a plunge to the restroom to "puke it out" ot begin to run away from my fears!!!!!!!

silverine said...

Where is my comment??? :(

iyer education said...

@kusum rohra i know southies who have roti and veg manchurian... does that help in any way or form?

@scribz cmon... i just compared red curry to sambar... and dont tell me you puke when you hear of sambar? unless ofcourse when its been made by you... then the chances are pretty high... what say?

@silverine what comment, where comment, i didnt get any... even checked the spam folder... just kiddin re

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Wht ever i make I sure do puke it out!!! Sambar I guess is the sambar I eat at Blore eat outs with dosa :)

Why Am I said...

fryums with thair pachidi will be konjam funny am sure!!eppadi onnaku indha ideas?!

iyer education said...

@why am i, we want you to taste it and describe the same to us... as far as ideas are concerned... no work = lot of stupid ideas :D