Monday, July 10, 2006

Apple, Acer, AMD

This is the name of the new sci-fi, computer-driven, jet-age movie that we are planning to make, which is based on the the orignal Manmohan Desai movie "Amar Akbar Anthony". So sit back, relax and DONT EVEN bother to make sense out of this... Just as you usually do.

Disclaimer: If you havent seen "Amar, Akbar, Anthony", plijj and we repeat, PLIJJJJ do not go ahead... Oh... and get a life... Watch "Amar, Akbar, Anthony" and come back and read this post.

Mainframe Roy & Basic Pran have three little inventions of their own. And before they could add any functionality to the the three, all five of them get seperated from each other in a ghastly incident.

Mainframe Roy loses her LED's to a ghastly accident and Basic Pran progresses onto becoming VB.Net Pran, piggybacking on a wealthy but cruel businessmen. In the meanwhile the three inventions are commercialized by three different wealthy businessmen and they are programmed to be

Apple iPOD (ref Amar)

Acer Laptop (ref Akbar)

AMD Processor (ref Anthony)

All three of them grow up seperately and there is a Manmohan desai-esque moment when Mainframe Roy runs out of power and she is supplied by alternate current by all three of them albeit without the knowledge of each other. This incident brings Acer and AMD together and they integrate together very well(Thats why you find AMD processors on ACER laptops). Apple on the other hand remains aloof as he is supposedly a niche product and is being used only by elitists.

Then, as usual in all Bollywood movies. Apple, Acer & AMD fall in love with Songs, Sleekness & Speed (Something to do with 'S' we say) respectively and they have their share of integration (of a different level) happening with each other. Speed(of coding and delivery) is being provided by VB.net Pran (everyone knows that).

Then in a bizzarre incident in a Cyber-Baba Cybercafe (ref Sai-baba Temple), Mainframe Roy restores her LED's back. This brings back to life her processing power. Mainframe roy then recognizes the marks that she made on Apple, ACER & AMD with a Faber Castell permanent marker and realises that these three products are her own brainchild and that she has to reclaim the Trademarks from their respective owners. At the same time she also processes the underlying compiler of VB.net Pran and realises that the functions in them are nothing but the functions of Basic Pran, thus getting her husband back.

Firstly, VB.NET Pran is made to realise the truth and he starts running his compiler on Mainframe Roy. Later, slowly, one after the other Apple, Acer & AMD are told about their roots and after the initial setbacks all three of them integrate together. Now "The Apple iPod can be charged on an ACER laptop that is powered by the AMD processor". And they integrate happily ever after.

And before you guys can jump over to "The End"... there is the title song that goes like this...

"Audio, Video aur Processing ko kare ye SIMPLY...
Audio, Video aur Processing ko kare ye SIMPLY...
Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno... APPLE... ACER... AMD...
APPLE... ACER... AMD... APPLE... ACER... AMD..."



adios...

11 comments:

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Lo u go with this ASS spree...I deduce whts the best thing around u in office, maybe AAA or imitations of AAA tht u had to use those things in this!

iyer education said...

@scribz ass spree?... we are more of the LEGS kind or the BREASTS kind... and before you even try and get a step ahead let us clarify and say that we are talking about CHICKEN here... so there...

KJ said...

dhammal post....

ROTFL.....

:)

KJ

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

U chicken guy..Are Iyers not suppoed to eat chicken...Or r u referring to just the chicken legs without any consumption involved??

biju said...

hilarious, mate, hilarious

thank god they dont let u make movies.. :-D

d4u said...

Lol!!! I liked the title song...actually it suits perfectly to the tune:p

HP said...

@Iyer,

Hope everyone's safe!

HP

iyer education said...

@kj koi hase na hase aap zaroor hasoge... thangew :)

@scribz havent you heard of iyers consuming legs & breasts... i mean ofcourse of chicken... but ever since realisation dawned upon me that i am a brahmin i have stopped consuming the same...

@biju FUNDS man FUNDS... thank god that i dont have funds... or else i would be the next STEVEN IYERBERG

@d4u thangew... the lyrics have been fabricated keeping in mind the actual tune... so there :)

@hp yes sir we and our folks are safe and sound and hope the same at your end

Why Am I said...

hey hope ur ok after the blasts...if u are am sure ur having a blast...neways...as usual...i didnt understand a word of wht u said but am laughing my head off at work!

iyer education said...

@why am i, see what you have done... you have let the secret out... you are laughing because you didnt understand it... u'd be crying if you did understand it... oh and i am safe and sound and ready to hound (with the next post)

HP said...

Didn't read it the first time I came here.
Ekdum Jhakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers,
HP