Monday, February 20, 2006

Professional Parodies - I

I am now going to use my prowess in the field of parodies to make songs in the lives of various professions. As in, what Bollywood songs will each professional sing albeit with changed lyrics to suit his/her profession? The original song and source will be provided so that you can hum the lyrics of the song with the tune. It can get rather pakaoo and disturbing to the normal human mind and brain, but then what else can you expect on Iyerospace.

This is a tough ask, but in times where I have no idea, I can at least pakaofy people around here with one idea stretched beyond limits until one day the reader decides to call his/her ISP and request closure of this blog, which in one way is a better way for this blog to die, instantly that is, instead of dying a slow and natural death, caused due to severe lack of ideas on behalf of the author. So this could be what we could term as a beginning of a rapid euthanasia treatment for this blog. Iyerospace will be lost in space after a couple of professions humming famous Bollywood songs.

I said to myself, let me do Shree Ganesha with my own profession. Software / IT that is. I guess Ideasmith would love to see the “Great South Indian Dream” people adapting Bollywood songs for their profession. So all you Software / IT professionals, please remember that I was one of you at some point in time (now I’m plain and simple useless) and empathize with me and my parodies.


Saagar – Sach Mere Yaar Hai – By SPB

Sach mere yaar hai, Bas wahi code hai…
Jo kabhi bhi runtime error na de
Baaki comments hai, yaar mere… haan yaar mere…

Sunte the ham… Ye language…Bahut hi user friendly hai…
Hamko magar, aaya nazar… Isme basss complications hai…
Kabhi design time ya run time mein problem de…
Apna compiler bhi fail hai… yaar mere… haan yaar mere…


Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa – Aye Kaash Ke Ham – Kumar Sanu

Aye kaash ke ham debug mode mein aane na paayein…
Bas successful iterations mein, program chalte jaaye…

Mera nahi hai… Yeh hai testers ka kaam…
Kuch to problem hai… chalo badhaye RAM…
Aur kuch nahi to restart karte jaaye…
Bas successful iterations mein, program chalte jaaye…


Anari – Kisiki Muskurahaton Pe Ho Nisaar – Mukesh

Kisi aur coder ke code to samajh ke dikhaaa…
Kisi aur ke variables ko delete karta jaaaaaa…
Kisike queries ko optimize karke dikhaaaaaa…
Tabhi tu asli developer haaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii…

Maana ke tu infosys ka nahi…
Maana tere pass nahi koi degree…
Magar tu gar ye sab kar paayega…
Aur ye karke hamko dikhlaayega…
Phir PM kya CEO bhi ye kahega…
Tu to asli developer haaaiii…


Dil Apna aur Preet Parayi – Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Yeh – Lata Mangeshkar

Ajeeb specifications hai ye…
Kahan shuru kahan khatam…
Ye kya design ban gayaaaa…
Na wo samajh sake na ham…

Google pe search karke tum…
Kuch bhi proposal banaoge…
Lekin jab code karne jaayenge…
To tum ekdum door bhagoge…


Some lame attempts at trying to underline the thoughts of a software developer. Please excuse any form of overstatements therein. Regardless of how you feel about this one, I will be back with writing parodies for more professions and professionals. So please bear with me. And if you cant, stop visiting Iyerospace. Simble…

adios…

PS: I will keep posting parodies on professions upto

1. You start pleading for Iyerospace to be shut down OR
2. I exhaust my knowledge of Roman Numerals

Whichever comes first ;)

10 comments:

neha vish said...

rotfl! :)))

Cheesy as it was... still hilarious!

Demi Goddezz said...

iyero dhamaal...all my fav songs hehe...keep em coming

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

I guess u hit two birds with one stone...The "pakaofying" came up and so did the "gaana bajana". Is this elementary Mr. Eye- Ear?? :)

Because of B said...

i know someone who would b very happy to work with you on this... anu malik!

APOO said...

Dhamaal!

APOO said...

Why was this talent hidden when I was in Mumbai?

iyer education said...

neha: cheesy and cheap is what u get at iyerospace... good you found it hilarious :)

winny: jukebox hai kya mein... keep them coming bolti hai ;)

scribblez: dont talk about birds here... and that too abt hitting (culling) them... iyerospace cud be sued for spreading wrong info ;)

BOB: i wont work with him... i am already "inspired"... i want someone original... lets say like bhappi lahiri ;)

apoo: this talent needs long drives after tullee sessions... next time around we shud do this when ur here ;)

Nahuatl said...

I can beer with u..

Kisi ki.. was hilarious!

KJ said...

Hilarious....

:-))

chk ur mail...

iyer education said...

nayan: dont beer with me.. i am not a developer any more... i am useless... you can have some daroo that winny may send here ;)

kj: that was one full song that you sent... i dont have enough talent to go the full distance of one song :)