Thursday, December 01, 2005

Random Thoughts...

At this juncture, writing another post has become one tedious affair. It is more difficult than Saurav Ganguly trying to make make a comeback in the Indian Team. I guess sometimes it may be much easier for Saurav to make a comeback rather than me waiting for another post to appear on this blog. The idea just doesnt strike. Am i suffering from what they call a writer's blog (or was it block... whatever). The glowing bulbs are just do not seem to appear above my head. But in any case, let me make some random (read useless) thoughts (RT's) in our daily lives. It may be of hardly any use to anyone so if you are looking for quality reading, read wikipedia.

RT1: Bengali men should be bald.This is for the betterment of all the bengali men (and in some way or form, women also). Bengali men should be genetically bald. They should not have a strand of hair on their head. If they do, its not good for them (read: their organs). Ask me how? Okay dont bother, let me just tell you... Imagine this, this bong guy walks in to the salon and tells the barber Mera "Ball" Kaato. In normal hindi, it is pronounced as "Baal". But, bongs are just bongs. Just the idea of cutting one's "Ball" is just grotesque. So for their own betterment, bong guys should be genetically bald. And if they still dont listen, bong ladies, you can go to them and say "The ball is now in madrasis court" ;)... and then see how they react...

RT2: Madrasi men should not greet other women in tamil. One reason why madrasis sound very horny is that they always greet each other saying "Vannakkum". But the normal non-madrasis (this doesnt mean madrasis are abnormal) comprehend it as "wanna come" and ladies especially feel offended. Hence madrasis should stop greeting in madrasi language. And this would also reduce the number of gays in tamil nadu, which is because of the men who dont feel offended by "Vannakkum" and accept the inviation ;) (i am not gay... so all gay comments will be deleted)

RT3: Bird should blog... (i am sick and tired of reading his comments... now he needs to post)... and bird is "THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY (WITH NEW SHOES)"

RT4: Pals should return to posting comments... his comments are better than bird's comments ;)

RT5: Indians staying abroad... my sincere request to you... please dont think about the backward states of India, atleast when you are drunk or when you are discussing it with people staying here or when you are drunk and discussing with people here... you have a great life abroad and make the country proud... make your parents and your family proud... make your friends proud... but PUHHHLEEES dont discuss backward states in India and the ways to develop them and what the government and people are doing / not doing to get it right... it doesn't gel with your situations... (This incident happened yesterday at Barista which had me and bird being an audience to such a situation)

RT6: The upcoming movie called "Apaharan" (starring ajay devgan and nana patekar) is supposed to be based on a real-life story with the backdrop of Bihar. If the backdrop of the movie would have been Tamil Nadu or Kerala would it be called "Appa Haran"?...

RT7: I guess apoo has enough wierd pictures with him that he can go without writing a single post for the rest of his life and yet make people laff their arses off. apoo, is that true?

RT8: Idea, please let me know how you come up with posts for all your five blogs. I cant come up with one post for one blog :(

RT9: Till yesterday, I thought my name was "Shut up"... sadly it isn't...

I want all of you to pray that i come across something to write about or else you are going to get it... you all will have to read this piece of crap called random thoughts over and over and over and over again... okay those were four maiden 'overs'... okay enough pakaoing... will think hard this weekend and come up with something...

adios...

35 comments:

APOO said...

I think Bengalis should also start drinking water, rather than eating it (or claiming to).
I think Madrasi men should start wearing pink.
Bird should shave off is moustache
Pals should find his way back fro the forest he is meditating in
I agree with RT5. Either work on it, or just shut up. Thats what I tell the ones who fart without any shit! But I think Bird should be banned from Barista.
And yes, I have a repository of pics.
And that is why her name is idea!

abhi said...

blog about Mannu now

paras said...

yes yes good good

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

HiHIHiHE HAW
The Madrasi Vannukam is 2 gud.
Ideas r tought to come..Maybe the comming winter has temporarily caused some icing of the creative arena of your brain. :)......
I sinned btw, more on my post.....

iyer education said...

apoo: all accepted except bird taking his moustache off... bird's moustache is like "nathulal's" moustache in sharabi... hence "muche hon to bird jaisi varna naa hi ho to acha hai" ;)

abhi: let me think something and write about the one race in NFS and one flatout series that i defeated mannu in...

paro: i told gay comments would be deleted... but ur my laav... ur comment stays ;)

scribblez: its okay... i drive the bajaj avenger... i forgive ;)

Lord of all Things said...

VAnakkum/ ball kato....hahahah!!u and australo.. should get to gether sometime..!! hehe

somehow this is much betta than my falling asleep one i tried to full off:P

Bird said...

Is anything random?

iyer education said...

LoAT: ask austro to join me in one of our tullee sessions and i am sure he/she will kill me after that... and that is precisely what you want ;)

bird: there is a function in VB called random()

ganty said...

dude u call these random thoughts?
i seriously need to do a retrspection of my thought process...
(hehe)

nomadic_waves said...

Stumbled upon ur blog...went thru ur articles from ur archives too...all in all,its a nice blog...pretty wholesome and good to read.
Cheers!

iyer education said...

ganty: think think... and try to think something for me too... its something i rarely do... and when i do... i come up with stupid posts like these :)

nomadic waves: good to hear something good abt this blog... you can say the bad things also but it would just be ignored ;)

IdeaSmith said...

Dunno why you think so. I love reading your posts and if you look at your comments I think other people do too. Guess the trick is to not try too much to think of something.

iyer education said...

idea: thanks... but i still cant find somethin for a new post... somethin wrong with me... prolly bird cast some voodoo spell on me...

Lord of all Things said...

nuts aa?? again changed template
gotted shocked when camed here.. btw australo is he and he has an amazing talent of guzzling don bottles of liquor ..;)

Dan said...

The best ideas come in places where you can be totally at peace with yourself. A place where you can sit quietly and reflect on things ;-)

Great article Iyer..
Cheers

iyer education said...

LoAT: i told ya that i have no ideas to write a post so just thought of changing the template

dan: no such place exists... atleast in mumbai... so is that the reason why i am running outta ideas? thanks yaar... it atleast gave a direction :)

IdeaSmith said...

Try the shower..it works most of the time. Now, thats a trade secret!

APOO said...

Iyer, come here. It is so silent, you could hear a pin drop, or your lungs expand n relax as u breathe. Ample opportunity to think and blog.

Jeez... now I know how I come up with so many posts! Dan, u have solved the mystery.

Iyer, can I send you come photos of Abbs and Bird. You can post them and blog about it.

APOO said...

Idea: Do you have a waterproof laptop... or do you run outta the bath shouting "Eureka Eureka" once you get a brilliant idea?

Iyer, please, for the sake of humanity, dont do that (running naked, I meant). I trust you, but make sure Bird and Baangd dont so that.

iyer education said...

idea: i thought bathroom was more like a pilgrimage, where you go once a year... and thats my freq to bathroom and spks a lot about my hyiegene and also one of the reasons i have less ideas ;) will try and bathe more :)

apoo: i will come down to US of A... but what abt kaam dhandha? i need some place to work from where i can blog ;) and i cannot guarantee anything about bird and baangd... i cannot take that risk ;)

Demi Goddezz said...

weekend is over...come to NY..unakku nalla thair saadam panni tharen...:)

Lord of all Things said...

iyer... welcome to the club or rather im in the club 2... i have writers wall.. more like.. ek to i cant write on top of it now this...


i need some peace in my head... i want peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iyer education said...

winny: nee romba nalla tamil pesariye (translated: you speak good tamil)... i will come to NY for thair saadam... if not for anything else... and pls do remember... you owe me a thair saadam and you owe bird 8 poems ;)

LoAT: hota hai chalta hai... another advice... stay out of iyerospace if you need peace ;)

KJ said...

changed the template yet again????

pls update us abt ur decision abt the job?

:-))

KJ

iyer education said...

kj: kya karoon post nahi mil raha to template change kar raha hoon ;)

i am yet to hear from them... once i do i will let you know... for now there is no confusion as there is NO offer :)

Demi Goddezz said...

definetly...ur thair saadam will be ready...and poem is up and running..")

The optimist from utopia said...

iyerae,
kalakitinga.. u seem to hav a fascination with bongs.. ;))

iyer education said...

tofu(wasnt this supposed to be some chocolate or somethin like that): what made you think that way... though i was/am/will be always fascinated by bong women;)

Debalina said...

Did anybody say anything about bengali's ??????

paras said...

yes debaline. Unfortunately in English, don’t have option to use Bengali font

There's something about Sherry... said...

hiya....

dropping thru KJ's blog

u have a cool blog n cool friends.

loved ur post abt the gmail conversations and the airport welcome especially.

do visit my blog

iyer education said...

deb: i mentioned it for your (read bong women's) liberation, you really dont want a bong fellow with 'kata hua ball'

paro: happy budday

sherry: i did visit ur blog... i have noted the love cake receipe for future preparations ;)

sweetysherry said...

i am sure u have ;-)

APOO said...

Chal Iyer, post something new now!!
Some fictional tale about beheading Pals or cutting birds moustache, or Paros hair, or Abbs height!

iyer education said...

up ho gaya... njoy :)