Monday, November 28, 2005

gmail conversations...

Google Mail, popularly known has gmail has completely changed the way people look at emails. Emails were initially considered to be different islands of one-to-one conversations with additional spices of “Re” and “Fwd” being used quite often. But then nothing could beat instant messengers. Google Inc, decided to get a lil bit further than any other company could have possibly thought and introduced GMAIL which was a mix & mash of the traditional email and the then new instant messengers and believe me that combination rocks…

And one of the reasons that, this email-mixed-with-instant-messenger combination rocks is because of the next set of conversation just underlines that fact. The idea to blog about this wholely and solely belongs to paro. (this also underlines the fact that I have a lot of free time at work and I have an empty mind that does not come up with ideas for blog posting… but does that matter… lets proceed). Please do not make sense out of this.

Disclaimer: Iyer Education does not take any responsibility for the health problems that could happen to you in case you manage to read the whole post. So please… let me reiterate… please read this at your own risk

Situation: Paras(P) sends pics of wonderful painting on trailer trucks… and here’s what follows… the fellow members in crime are Abhijit (R), Alap(A) and Iyer (I)… the action begins from the second mail…

R: brillianto ........... :)

I: "brillianto"... this could be subroto roy's third son name (if he had one)... the first two are called sumonto and srimonto... just feelin bored... so paka raha hoon :P

A: Arun, Its Sushanto and Seemanto.And yes, the third can be Brillianto.

I: TOMATO TOMANTO... same thing ;)

P: how do u know alap ... tu yeh dono ka naming ceremony mein gaya tha kya?


A: No one can forget wierdo names like those, bro. :)

I: ya right... i plan to name my bengali kids POTANTO & TOMANTO... and dont forget my indonesian kids too... they would be called EEKEEMAATRA AND OOKEEMAATRA

P: have u ever planned to produce tamil kids?

R: tamil kids? like kanada kids?

I: i thought of it.... but the names were too long... hence plan cancelled... do you want to know the names as well... SUBRAMANIAM VARADARAJAN KRISHNAMOORTHY IYER & DORAISWAMI CHELLAPPAN SANTHANARAMAN IYER

A: How about Bong Kids .... Laltu Iyer and Poltu Iyer... Gujju kids .... Jignes Iyer and Kalpes Iyer

I: sorry... bong kids are going to be named TOMANTO AND POTANTO

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I: good

P: iyer tere bachhe ka naam ... shenshah and badshah rakh

I: TOMANTO and POTANTO (if wife is bengali)

OOKEEMAATRA and EEKEEMAATRA (if wife is indonesian)

BIJJO and LIJJO (if wife is mallu)

KAMLES and JIGNES (if wife is gujju)

assuming that i am the husband in all the cases... aur meri biwi pe buri nazar waale tera mooh kaala ;)... (mera mooh kya aise hi kaala nahi hua)

P: what is ur wife is JAVA

R: ?

I: i will call my kids SWING and BEANS

I: he meant "what IF your wife was JAVA (language)"

P: this entire email convo sud go live on iyer's blog .. unedited

R: i meant ? still mean that ...

I: meant... still mean... and will mean that

P: hum clor - ment (meant) q khate hai?

A: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

I: neither can be done over emails... better suggestion please

P: iyer u have to put this convo on ur blog today

I: cmon yaar... u aint serious... are you?

A: This isn't still ripe enough to go on a blog. It still has its pakau moments. Iyer needs to spice up his blog, no make it more pakau.

R: Do da right thing .. Bee a man

P: jo bhi hai .. i guess its got the potential to go live

P: or else somebody gonna get hurt real bad ... SOMEBODY!


I: to post or not to post, thats the question... iyer is pakau, so no need to spice up... and everything has the potential to go live, what it lacks is funds


P: This msg was brought to u by "! Xobile"

I: from truck to kids to russel peters... DONT WE GUYS JUST ROCK

P: yeh we rock .. let me make sure m not dreaming ... gota " tapsomebum"


R: It's Tap Som Bong Bew... you cud Tap the Bong sitting next to you ..

P: yes this is for real .. got reply to my mail

R: Congratulations you have crossed 1GB of space... You are currently using 1030 MB (39%) of your 2668 MB.

A: Close on Abhi's heels is ...... ME... You are currently using 972 MB (36%) of your 2668 MB.

P: good .... now dance

A: Someone please get us this video...

P: u r allowed to dance only after ur gmail crosses 1 gb

A: Mar Bh*sd*n*,...


I sincerely dont know where the topic began and where it ended and if they had anything to do with each other. And I dont expect you (yes you the one, who is reading this) to try and reach any conclusion. And don’t even try not listening to me or you would suffer from severe brain hemorrhagic attacks… so this time listen to me once… and DON’T draw a conclusion.


PS1: thanks paro... tune kuch idea diya mereko blog karne ke liye

PS2: Bird, you may, in all probabilities have read this earlier on gmail :P


Anonymous said...

Somebody gonna get a hurt real badd .. somebody

Demi Goddezz said...

:)..iyer remember what i said? ...

infected said...


paras said...

any psychologist around to understand our behavior and give some tips to worsen it?

Lord of all Things said...

aa chokro gaando thai gayo che!! gujaratiyo ney aabaddhu key che .. maaro ene!!

Lord of all Things said...

beeji waat , kalpes , jisgnes aney manis maara phavrit naamo chey!! pharo kasu kais to chato lagavideis!!


iyer education said...

abhi: i know... y do u have to keep it suspense... bring it out in the public... you SLAP me and i get hurt real bad... :)

winny: what did you tell me?

alap: hehehehehehehe ;)

paras: no psychologist will take the risk of trying to get even close to us... we are psychologically untouchables ;)

LoAT: i need english or tamil or mallu subtitles... i just got the point where you want to hit (on) me... ;)

paras said...

i just realised my name does not end with "h".

Thanks mom .. thanks dad

Lord of all Things said...

HAH! gotcha...!!

iyer education said...

LoAT: does it sound like i am playing chor police or pakda pakdi around here?