Monday, November 14, 2005

Abhi's Back

No No No No... do not misread this... Abhi's Back is not same as Abhi's rear end... I would prefer Udita Goswami's back to Abhi's back (if you too are interested in Udita Goswami's back, do let me know, we can discuss this at length)... but then this back is different from the other back... this back is same as return

This back means that abhi is back in mumbai... so you would naturally ask me whats so great about that? the answer to that would be... the way abhi was received at the airport was one of the most hilarious ways one could ever think of... the culprits for this plan would be alap, paro and mannu. this is what they held as a placard for abhi...

Photographs courtesy paras mehta...


I personally wasnt present there, but this thing cracked me up big time. I really want to know the responses of people at the airport, when they must have read this. can anybody do this for me? what else could have been better than "fish termite fry" for abhi. that too from the great "happy restorent", which is in talks with JP Morgan to buy out "Burj Al Arab".

Whosoever came up with this gag, you are great boss... and i am sure, this would have been one return abhi will never forget in his life :) ekdam dhammal...

I have come to know from secret sources that abhi has done shopping worth 1,000 gb. now that must be some shopping or what... neways... more importantly, it has also been brought to the notice that a precious bottle of 'Black Label' has been broken on clearance... this has brought unwanted sadness to people's hearts and faces... but unconfirmed sources claim that there may be insurance refunds against the same...

Abhi is on a gaali giving binge... I dont know if its only me or if the others too get a lot of gaalis... but i know one thing for sure, he mustnt have had enough opportunities out there in the US to blurt out hindi gaalis one after the other (except ofcourse when he met pals... i am sure pals must have had a good time hearing gaalis)... so it will take some time until he clears all the galis thats been clogged for around 3 months... till then i will be deaf...

I am planning for "The Last Tullee" with abhi and gang... i am planning to quit darooooo... its still in the planning stages... implement ho gaya to bata doonga :)

adios...

56 comments:

KJ said...

LOL, LOL...
Why did no1 clik a pic of Abhi, when he read that sign???
cud have posted that as well... LOL

Action & reaction....:-0

:-)

Bird said...

Hey Iyer, talking about quitting daroo, so am I. Planning to quit smoking too.

Let's both quit. Daroo is corrupting my thinking. We can have elaichi special at Happy instead.

paras said...

The welcome note was shown to all firangs and abhi. Mannu was holding the board, alap standing next to him n me next to alap.

The first firang comes out .. no reaction .. second one no reaction .. en we changed the strategy .. instead of holding it continuously .. we thought of poping the board as soon as we see some fair skin coming out ... so the third firang comes out .. n mannu with out wasting any time holds the board up right ... this time we managed to catch the passenger’s attention .. he comes close to the board n starts readin ... n none of us could control our evilish muuhhaaaaa ... he looks at us(thinking how dumb he is) walks away. after that for 10 mins we just could not control ourselves .. laughing away to glory .. later on kuch control kiya ... and again the game began .. seein a firang comin out .. mannu pops the board up ... this time again the trick works ... he tries to come close to mannu to see wahts written .. but this time around we just could not control our selves .. before even he reads we start laughing loudly ... lookin at this .. he just smiles n walks away

n best part was people around us .. all confused ... wondering wahts happening ... lookin at us like a dumb fcuk(pen hai? expression)

It was one experience we will never forget … I recommend this gag to any and everyone who really don’t know what to do during their spare time

abhi ... good to have u back in town

iyer education said...

KJ: i wasnt there yaar... and if at all you want to see abhi in all his forms, check out the latest westside plus ads with yuvraj singh on them... yuvraj is abhi's lookalike :)

bird: lets quit everything... we will have enough money to buy a place for you near powai... YOUR DREAM HOUSE

paro: thanks for sharing the info... apoo can try this in the US the next time someone is there and we can compare the reactions of firangs in india and abroad :)

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer and Bird: Awesome...Im so proud of u guys...Hugzzz...Now that is only if u are really quitting..Otherwise OTS OTS ...

Paro:Dhammal.when I heard it ..I was laffing so hard ..I almost ran my car into a garbage truck..

APOO said...

Iyer, I demand a mention for asking you to blog this!

Bird. Continue smoking and drinking. If you stop, I fear your body may revolt.

KJ said...

NO WAY!!!
i was / am under the impression that abhi was / is YUVRAJ SINGH!!!
& i thot all the time he was in US, he was actually touring with TEAM INDIA!!!

A HANDSOME FELLA isnt't he? ;-)

Paras: The next time u plan to go to airport, pls let some1 do the honors of recording the reactions.

Bird said...

Dont worry I'll increase my coffee intake to match any withdrawal symptoms.

And my body is too lazy to revolt and/or react.

Iyer we need to classify which items can be termed as booze (in abs' parlance, define the term "Darroo"), coz in the present situation I cannot even consume cough syrup.

iyer education said...

winny; wait and watch... then you decide what to do

apoo; all the applause for the idea should go to apoo... and believe me you have company for coco and kelso in the form of milo ;p

kj; abhi is yuvi... but he has grown his hair now so much that he looks like 70 yr old kannada star, RAAJKUMAR...

bird; i concur with you... we need to clearly 'define' lots of things before we start off

abhi said...

kj: yuvraj ... yes good handomse boy no ... yes good .. shabash .. wel done

gang: whe..tf is udita?

iyer education said...

abhi: yuvraj it is... good... yes... fantastic

paras said...

winny: what did u hear this? garbage truck! aur koi nahi mila kya?

kj: for sure will do that ..

paras said...

what = when

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

That standard I scribbling with those very funny words coordinated in a funnier manner was FUN TASTIC-
MAke me want to believe that thats the place n thats the item tht the persona consumes..:)

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer:i waited ,i watched,Bird broke the rules...and i thought Abs was growing is hair so he could win the competition with me and paro.. ;)

Bird:Bad Bad ...now definetly no poems

paro:i heard it on BBC...hhehe...ya and i didnt see the garbage truck beside me..hehhe

Bird said...

It was supposed to be Pepsi, Abs spiked it. Anyways i've atleast not smoked a cigarette till now.

Please poem likho.

iyer education said...

scribblez: thanks you liked it... abhi does not prefer to consume fish termite fry but he doesnt mind consuming it if offered to him :)

winny: tumne meri aankhen khol di hai... thanks for the info... by the way ye news kidhar mila tumko? BBC pe?

bird: it is ok... withdrawal symptoms thoda zyaada hi ho gaya tha and also i can understand... mujhse juda hoke tu bahut dukhi ho gaya re :(

APOO said...

Bird: Drink man... drink! U cant give up drinking... drink!

APOO said...

Abhi, spike it up more.

Get Bird tullee and have Chaudhary's brother rape him!

iyer education said...

apoo: this aint fair man... just because you found this mega sized coke float and you are finding alternative places to happy doesnt mean you have all the rights to ask someone to rape bird... this is not fair for humanity and birdanity... and you havent, even for a second thought about what would happen to vijayalakshmi or happy... that is so unfair

Demi Goddezz said...

Bird:no excuses.Abs spiked it ? I think he should start getting OTS from now on...

Apoo: What is this ...leave Bird alone..OMG..Poor Poor Viji...

Iyer:thank god...atleast tumhari tho aankhen khl gayi...and bird tujse juda keise hua???

BTW guys..Formal announcement...
Bird does not want everyone calling Vijayalakshmi by her full name..He prefers "Viji" as he cutely calls her...(as received from inside sources")So its VIJI from now on.. ;)

iyer education said...

winny: hamne to kabse aankhen khol rakhi thi... i was the first one to notice and calculate the average profile pic changing time of yours and even wrote a post on that... u forgot that so soon... oh just to add to what bird keeps saying (pliss poem likho)... time to change pic :P

Ekta said...

Hey,
Stumbled into your blog and really enjoyed reading it..especially ur latest blog!

Reminded me of the time, we went to the airport with an embarrasing poster to receive a friends and his parents were there too!

:-)

Lord of all Things said...

wat to say .. mmmm....*tang adaofies everywhere*..
aaahh..!! ummm mmm..... hmmm..aaaa..!

no i ding get an orgasm either..!!

Bird said...

Let me begin by telling everyone who actually read what appoo writes (i read whatever crap he writes because of a bet i'd lost when we were kids)that, chaudhary was our buildings old security guard (presumed dead or if he were alive, half of Bihar would've died of boredom). Now appoo would only speak about chaudhary & his brother is coz of the phobia that he has for watchmen everywhere & not just Chaudhary. Appoo's shit scared of security guards, even if they are 80+ years old. (Appoo is also scared of competing with me in a table tennis match for that matter)For Appoo the severest punishment will be to face a security guard (i've been told by adit, that Appoo would face the watchman instead of his teacher for failing to do his homework in school)& hence this weird request to Abs.

Appoo I can understand the anger that you must've felt when you wrote that comment, i really am sorry for whatever that i did to make you so mad at me.

Winny: Chalo thik hai, i can live with a weird name for my imaginary girlfriend if that makes you happy & makes you write some poetry.

APOO said...

Someone please give Bird a smoke. I think its getting to him!

Bird, I am glad you quit smoking, but I am angry you quit drinking... what happened to all those drunken "kasme-vaade" we shared that we would never part with booze!!!

Demi Goddezz said...

Bird:Close ur ears n eyes..dont listen to Apoo....

Iyer:No pics ...I should make another blog for all the pics..heheh ;)

Apoo:stop bothering Bird and Iyer..else I'll ask all the security guards in my school to come to Baltimore..;)

Bird ,Iyer and Paro:

Aap Logon Ki Farmaayish....
Diya Hein Humein Ek Nayi Khwahish..
Isliye Likha Hein Humne..
Apni Zubaan Ki Ek Choti Si Kashish...



Poem Up and Running....

iyer education said...

Ekta... can you share what was written on that poster / placard... and welcome to iyer o space

LoAT... yes yes... i am still waiting for your comment after all that onomatopoeia [figure of speech depicting sounds]

Bird... ekdam sahi jaa raha hai dost... ye apoo ka bahut ho rela hai... now make a post about the 'intricate' and 'delicate' relationships of apoo with security guards

Apoo... now you are cornered... now i will reveal this to M n M... phir dekhenge kya hoga hai... STUPID / IDIOT / MONKEY / HIPPO / RHINO... aur pata nahi kya kya

Winny... profile change time ho gaya hai... ur already late by 4 odd days or so... this is unfair... good poem tho...

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer:hmm..Na let it stay...and go back and read the poem..ive put up a dictionary so that u dont have to go to the tailor hehhe..

paras said...

it is interesting to see how poems run! havent seen one though till date .. not even on whinny's blog .. whinny u liar

Demi Goddezz said...

Paro: ??????.Yeh kya hein?/Me liar??? sob sob sob....:(

paras said...

ur new peom is up on ur site but it isnt running .. n u said its up and running

Demi Goddezz said...

Ayooo..Paro....GRRRRRRRRRRRRR...kya pakata hein re tu...hehhehe..

weise my poem is running..only wise poeple can see it :)hahhahahah

iyer education said...

winny... kasam se... paro ke sawaalon ka koi jawaab de sakti hai to woh sirf tu hai... maaaaaaaaa tujhe mera saadar pranaaam.... jai ho winny maata ki...

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer Beta:Ab kya batein.. Inborn Talent U know..(hehheheh)..pranaam sweekar ...

Lord of all Things said...

iyero:ive given the gre !!! dun gimme meanings...i know those 4000 wrds. well!! fucking gre!! but i know themm....shheeesh wasted some 10 mb space of head fer them!!

iyer education said...

LoAT... good going with the GRE... neither it is written on your blog neither your name suggests that you have given GRE... and COOL DOWN... it aint the fault of anyone out here if you wasted 10 mb...

waise what is your head... an x86... 100 mb se zyaada to mere head ke recyle bin mein hai... roz clear karta hoon phir bhi full ho jaata hai... i guess its about time you got a new computer for your head...

iyer education said...

LoAT... on second thoughts, i have a suggestion... how abt changing the nick to Lord Of All Tests ;p

Lord of all Things said...

kyaa karna.. celeron 5 gb hain.. cant afford too much space wastage...songs kahan store karthey head mein??
lord of al things boleyto test nahi aathey kyaa all mein.!! duffer ALL=everything!!

iyer education said...

LoAT: you are right... all = everything including tests... mein bhatak gaya tha :P

Lord of all Things said...

welcome back to nonsense vatsa!...bhatke panchi...bhool na jaana.. yeh jag teraaa nahi thikana..(yeww.. to the moviethough!!puky puky puke.. but context is rite...)

Lord of all Things said...

and is now breathing deeply...!

iyer education said...

LoAT: which movie... who's puking and who's breathing

Lord of all Things said...

arey yaar iyer... watch one movie with abhishek bachan, hrithik and kareena..kyatho bhi hai that movies name.. umm..yeh yeh.. "Main prem ki deewani hoon" this was one of the songs in the movie.. if u watch the movie ull puke... and im breathing deeply bcoz i recovered after puking... DUH!!

Demi Goddezz said...

Hey No No No ...Talking About Abhishek Bachan..Hes My faVVVVVVv...and that movie...cant remember the story..but there is one song that I jus love to death in it....

Kasam Ki Kasam Hein Kasam Se...
Humn Ko Pyar Hein Sirph Tumse...
Ab Yeh Pyar Na Hoga Phir Hum Se...
Kasam Ki Kasam Hein Kasam Se...
Jee Rahe Hein Hun Tere Dum Se...

Lord of all Things said...

@demi: hey dun get hyper.. as a matter of fact abhishek was the only guy who looked and acted sane in the movie.. but u have to accept itz one of the wrst movies made in bolllywood ofcourse apart from mohobattein..which kills u with death with the dialouges..

Demi Goddezz said...

Loat: never really am worried abt the story unless it puts me to sleep...i pay more attention to the tune and words of the song...cant remember the story line still..Remember Abhishek looking cute as always;)

Lord of all Things said...

bah i ll tell u story wait..
kareena is supposed to live insoem hillstation city kinda.. and then some guy called prem ocmes from usa .. now hrithik enters and sh e is upposed t be nice and all to him coz hez come to see her fer the shaadi thingy.. then later she falls in love with him then the real prem come s and hrithik is supp 2 be his friend(abhishek's) ..and seems that abhi sends hrithik to see the gal.. and then all trauma happens... ..! bas i cant go on i need to go puke again!!

Demi Goddezz said...

LOat..Uh Oh..confusions hehheh..,,

paras said...

thank god winny u said its an inborn talent .. or else i was gona ask bachpan se hai ke private tutions liya tha

Demi Goddezz said...

Paro:I was only replying to Iyers thoughts...Weise in sab ke liye private tutions ki kya zaroorath hein..Practice makes man perfect hehee;)

paras said...

practice makes a man perfect! so true!!! wonder what will happen to all the beautiful ladies in this world!

Demi Goddezz said...

Ladies dont need the practice...they are fully talented ..;)

paras said...

One sud never favor over confident people

Demi Goddezz said...

Now that depends on whos the one and who is over confident...ahahah

iyer education said...

winny & LoAT: winny mere bldg ke watchman ka naam hai... neone still interested?

paro: next post up