Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Hum Aapke Hain Blog

What do you get when you put in

  • 2 engagements
  • 1 shagun
  • 2 marriages
  • 1 god bharai
  • 18 songs
  • 1,436 relatives &
  • 23,567 liters of tears

all in one place. Do I have any answers? Can I faintly hear the right answer? Yes the answer is right… A “Sooraj Barjatya” movie. One of them happened to be “Hum Aapke Hain Kaun”. Let us not talk about “Hum Saath Saath Hain” or “Mein Prem Ki Diwaani Hoon” (by the way, the watchman of my building is called Prem, and this is girlfriend’s favorite movie), because they were FLOP movies. And here in IYER SUPPLY, we talk of only hit things and that’s another reason why Iyer gets constantly hit (actually slapped) by his near and dear friends. Digressing? Sure thing… so let’s get back to where we were… and it was… ummm… ya right… “Hum Aapke Hain Kaun”. So we will be talking about this hit movie, but in zara hatke style.

We would be talking about “Ham Aapke Hain Blog” which is being made by Rumpelstiltskin and is “inspired” by the movie made by Sooraj Barjatya. So what do we have here? Good question… This movie would contain:

  • 2 Blog Servers
  • 1 Blog Trading Center
  • 2 Blog Search Engines
  • 1 Blog Roller
  • 18 posts
  • 1,436 Fellow Bloggers
  • 23,567 comments in all
Let us not forget the 4 blogs that are the stars of this movie

The story goes on something like this.

{{{Begin Story}}}

There is a family of two brother blogs and there is another family of two sister blogs. The elder brother blog of the brother’s blog family gets a link integrated to the elder sister blog of the sister’s blog family. (4 of the total 18 posts are used up here). They, then accept each other and finally add each other as members in their respective blogs (get married in human being parlance) (Another 4 posts are used up till this stage).

In the meanwhile, the younger brother blog of the brother’s blog family finds out about the younger sister’s blog of the sister’s blog family. These two blogs, unlike their elder blogs, decide to follow the traditional way of making each other members in their blogs. They read each others posts, they blogroll each other and then finally decide to integrate the link each other on their blogs. (Another 7 posts are used up in the meanwhile)

As the adage goes “there has to be a twist in every story”, the elder sister blog had to get wrapped up after some legal tussle with some agencies. The elder sister blog is shut down and the elder brother blog goes into depression (2 posts coming your way at this time). The twist here is that, the archives (elders) of the brother’s blog family and the archives (elders) of the sister’s blog family decide to have the elder blog brother and the younger blog sister to be members in each others blogs.

Again as the adage goes, “twists are not good in odd numbers… they are always good when they are in even numbers…”, there is yet another twist to this story. The elder brother blog goes through the comments of the younger sister blog and finds a set of comments, which are actually a communication between the younger brother’s blog and the younger sister’s blog. He is devastated by what he reads and is even more devastated by what would have happened in case he hadn’t read it. There he comes to know the relationship between them and decides to step down from being a member on the younger sister blog.

Then the younger brother blog of the brother’s blog family and the younger sister blog of the sister’s blog family become members in each other’s blogs (tie the knot) and they live happily ever after. (The last of the 18 posts figure here)

{{{End Story}}}

Please note that I have not mentioned about the 1,436 fellow bloggers and the 23,567 comments in the script. It would be a part of the detailed screenplay.

“Big deal… so what does this film has to say?” you’d ask… I simbly have to say this, “The relationships between technology and Bollywood films is much more inter-twined than we know. The relationship between Bollywood and Bloggywood is much more complicated than we think it is and Bollywood can definitely be tech savvy…”

So watch out for this movie… it could soon be on a theatre near you (provided Bird can steal enough funds to make this movie and Abhi steals some good quality equipment and gets it back to India and Paro makes some good quality campaigns for us, free of cost… Until then, this would be just another script… please do not steal it… its ORIGINAL)

adios…

37 comments:

paras said...

u have my support iyer ... but only on one condition ... u must feature following URLs in the movie..
jay.blogspot.com
viru.blogspot.com
basanti.blogspot.com
vidhwabahu.blogspot.com
gabbarsingh.blogspot.com
mausi.blogspot.com and
thakur.blogspot.com.

And oh yes we shall promote ur movie as Ham Aapke Hain Blog (HAHB) .. a true blog story.

iyer education said...

paro... i cannot include them in this movie... but they are already included in an earlier script that i wrote, you can prepare campaign for them too please look here and here for the movie scripts... please let me know if anything else needs to be done for you to be my campaign manager :)

paras said...

iyer althe more reason to include those URLs here .. haven’t u heard of cross promos? Saas bahu promoting Tussar Kapoor movies!

iyer education said...

paro: will be done... will have all of them included in the 1,436 fellow bloggers... now you will campaign for my script naa ?

paras said...

naa

iyer education said...

paro: maan jaa na plisss... kayko itna naatak kar rela hai man

paras said...

natak!!! may be m a good actor thats y ;). let us do cam-pain (MMS) management

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer:Nice work..Ive already decided all the title songs will be sung by me...and if u give it to anyone else I'll make IYERCURRY and serve it ..

Plus ill take the role of one of the sisters (not the one who got shut down) provided the guy I who wil be my pair is CUTE ;)

Paro; U cant act; unless u decide to cut ur hair.. then again maybe u can give it a shot...

abhi said...

Ordered for a Sony DVD403 camcorder (hopefully should come in one piece)

So we're on for this movie brothers ...

we also have Tales from CT (shangrila, et al) pending iyer ...

iyer education said...

winny: at this point in time, i can give you lyrics writing for the movie... to be able to sing the songs, you will have to upload an audio clip like apoo did for paryul's song... only then will you get singing profile... and stop giving online dhamkies... i am afraid of them ;)

abhi: done bro... with ur new cam corder, we can definitely look at the best foreign film award category in the oscars... now i have to get back to preparing the thank you speech ;)

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer: ok ill put up a clip... but make sure after that .. u might find it hard to get my time ... coz after that u know being famous and all ... wont have time left... tho abhi se book karle...

iyer education said...

winnyji: pehle audio clip to daalo... then after listening to it... we can take a call on whether to give u singing or not... [provided me and bird havent gone deaf after listening to it ;)]...

APOO said...

Bird is gone mad. he is writing poetry on Winny blog!

iyer education said...

apoo: ya right... i dont know why... he wasnt like this in our last tullee session...

winny: now you have competition for lyrics writing too

paras said...

Winny: I see the feeling of jealousy dripping out from ur comment.

Bird: no comments.;)

Demi Goddezz said...

Yo Paro:Me and jealous..Now what exaclty are we referrring to here;)

Iyer:yaar jab dekho competition..This is team work man ...

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Interesting. Make sure the release is in a very comfi place!! When ever that is..

iyer education said...

winny: i cant expect you and bird sitting together making lyrics... if at all that happens, the outcome will be tormenting and that too is an understatement... so it can be only one lyric writer at a time...

scribblez: dont worry about comfort... if at all the film releases, i will send you a pirated copy of the cd/dvd to you so that you can watch it comfortably at your place ;)

Bird said...

Iyer if you want lyrics like Anu Malik, e.g. "Dekho baarish ho rahi hai...", you can hire me, but for meaningful lyrics you'll have to approach Winny.

But i doubt if winny would be interested in being associated with any projects that we undertake, esp.if you are the director. Becharee ka career chalu hone ke pehle khatam ho jayega.

iyer education said...

bird: you are right... we shudnt be playin with someone's career like the way we played with ours... winny is a budding talent... she can write lyrics for the original sooraj barjatya :)

on second thoughts, saala bird... ekdam sahi mind games khelta hai re tu ;)

Bird said...

Bachpan se hi aisa hoon...before you ask.

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer:If Yeh Sooraj kaun hein?Is he cute..;)

dont worry about my career..Im happy teaching ...and weise bhi its for a human cause ....(ok i dont make sense)

Bird:By GAWWWD tu to mujhe ek dum Shayar... no ...Shayarni bana diya ...Wah Wah ...

paras said...

winny: no i am not referring to what u referring to but m referring to the references on Ajnabee,http://demigodezz.blogspot.com.

IdeaSmith said...

And after two days of reading one line before Explorer shut down, I'm finally here!!!!!*yippeee*.....Whats all this about sensible stuff and destiny, Iyer? I think it was just the bloggywood version of restricted entry to *ahem*...certain content. I sneaked in through the back-door.

Madly funny post, as always.

Demi Goddezz said...

Paro:References on Ajnabee.. u see hints of jealousy ? ... hmm either Ur thinking on the wrong side of the road ..or maybe im writing on the wrong side ?/////////

iyer education said...

idea: sensibility is something that i dont possess and destiny is something i am waiting for to happen to me :)... so how did u finally manage to get ur hands on the browser that wont work?

paro & winny: you both are on the right side of the road, but india mein "keep left" hai aur US mein "keep right" hai... so thats y the issue... now the confusion is clear... can we now have more sher !!!

Brewtus said...

Funny!

Hey, btw which game is that image from? Is it Warcraft?

Demi Goddezz said...

Iyer :What would we have done without u ...THe confu is all clear and u have a new sher up on my blog .. so stop fretting...

Bird said...

Iyer, Winny has put the links of all of our blogs under the heading "Torturerzz".

Demi Goddezz said...

Bird:That was the closest I could do to give u all equal justice ..

Bird said...

So to avoid the tortueror tag, do I stop commenting or stop posting or both?

iyer education said...

brewtus: warcraft it is... arthas is the character

winny: take back the torturerzz tag or bird and me will compose 2 shayaris on a daily basis and really stand upto the name that you gave us... and know what that will be bad for mankind (and birdkind too)

paro: we shud better have winny's video clip (on which she is supposed to be singing) on the radio... she can become a superstar singer instantly... and she wants to be one before she signs onto this movie :)

iyer education said...

bird: ham logon ko torturers bola winny ne... chal daroo peete hain... bol kabhi milne ka hai?

Demi Goddezz said...

Bird:yaar hhah please dont stop posting or commenting ,,, If u do the mankind and the Birdkind will live without torture thats no good...

iyer:Kya yaar it will be an honor if u guys start putting forth shayari ... no torture ..

iyer education said...

winny: wait for the shayari dedicated to you in the next post, which is under construction ;)

Bird said...

Iyer in Winny's words, "Aao Milkar Baatein rum apne".

Birdkind kya hai? Only one bird in the world...me.

P.S.Appoo/Paro/Baangd, if Iyer &/or I commit suicide coz of the pain of the insult & the injustice done to us, I want you to tell the cops (if they bother) that winny is to blame. Fight for our cause after us, pops.

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