Friday, September 30, 2005

Jurassic Blog

Welcome to the world of writing diaries, which is an extinct practice today. The practice has been abandoned zillions of seconds ago. Gone are the days when people used to write down their experiences on red / black / brown diaries and keep it to themselves in their most private closets.

Sometime back, Shreeman Lichad AtthanaBaarah (Sir Sucker 50Paise Twelve) has done the impossible. He dug up his old cupboard and found diaries. Diaries that were covered with dust. Diaries that were empty and sterile. Diaries that were of no use then. And guess what he did…

He extracted the DNA of the most popular thing in the world, THE INTERNET and injected the DNA into the diaries… and behold… there is a new and rejuvenated DIARY… though the scientific name of the new diary was a “WebBlog”, but for reference sake and ease of use was called “Blog”. And he had created a park of the sample diaries and called it “Jurassic Blog

Before opening up of the park to the common public he had asked 3 scientists…

Prof Shyam Neel
Prof Lara Dhan &
Prof Jai Goolfaam

to take a look at “Jurassic Blog” and some of the “Blogs” that had been restored.

Shreeman Lichad AtthanaBaarah first showed the security features of the Blogs. Firstly that these Blogs were in the safe confinements of the computer screen and that they don’t jump out… they give both public access to the viewers and private access to the owner / trainer. A new “character recognition” security feature was also newly introduced to them, which kept away BLOOD SUCKING PESTS from the Blogs…

Then he left the three scientists to themselves to explore “Jurassic Blog”. They could choose a vehicle of their choice. Most of them opted for the latest model called “Firefox” though, IE would have been a better option but IE always comes up with problems called “If Not Empty Paras”.

And off they went for an excursion of a lifetime. The park was beautiful. All sorts of plantations and forests (read templates) were available. Some places were soothing, some were amazing and some were very beautifully done. But then the plantations were just the make up of the park. The main attraction of the park were the “Blogs” that were within those plantations.

Then they came across all sorts of Blogs. Shreeman Lichad AtthanaBaarah had done a fantastic job with reviving the diaries of yore combined with the Internet DNA. There were all sorts of Blogs in “Jurassic Blog”.

The Hilarious ones…

Apoo’s Blog

Megha’s Blog

Bird’s Blog

Alap’s Blog

Abhi’s Blog

Madame’s Blog

The Serious Ones…

The Bridge’s Blog

Idea’s Blog… (this is a blog family consisting of 4 blogs)

Scribblez Blog

Debalina’s Blog

The world of diary writing was back. Blogs shared experiences, views, counter-views (via comments) were beautifully written and etched forever (at least until they decide to bring the server down). And the best part was that, with the Internet DNA, one needn't crawl up to somebody’s closet to read their diaries. They were publicly available for those who were interested.

They say, “If everything is going alright… then something's wrong” and the scientists come across the most fearsome blog… that’s what they call it as the “T-Rex Blog”. It pakaoed and pakaoed and pakaoed them and drove them out of “Jurassic Blog”. :)

Now here’s the twist. Spielberg dropped the plan of the Park because of a couple of stupid Rex’s. But in the case of Blogs, they have decided to go ahead and open Blogs to the public at large as the Rex was considered to be more of an exception. And that the other species of Blogs would provide more edutainment as compared to the harm caused by a few Rex’s here and there.

And now here it is… Blogs… all tested… approved… and ready to use. Getting safer by the day… now we have special search engines for Blogs to search for your “kinda” Blogs. All thanks to the efforts of Shreeman Lichad AtthanaBaarah.

Let’s try and make best use of the Blogs and try and not lose it, coz if we do, Blogs would be history and we would end up making a movie called “The Lost Blog”… and I guess we wouldn’t want that… or do we?

adios...

22 comments:

abhi said...

niceee post Blogesh

is this a senti kinda outburst though?

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Queel comparison. Do you miss your diary records as now everything is for the humanity (of lack of it) of Webbers! Good one though.

Winny said...

Iyer: yeh tujhe kya ho gaya....now i think u better get some tissue supply frm IYER SUPPLY..

APOO said...

I looooove dinosaurs. I have them for lunch!

iyer education said...

scribblez: life mein kabhi meine diary nahi likha... but blogs likhta rehta hoon :)

apoo: do you still have dinosaurs for lunch... i guess it cud be the free samples from gen tso... kya boltai?

abhi: it was a comparison to jurassic park... no senti stuff there :)

winny: if you wanna cry all so frequently... you will have to arrange for the tissues yourself... only for the first couple of hits does iyer supply provide free tissues...

iyer education said...

apoo & abhi: who is this winny... who of all things, knows the HEIGHT DIFFERENCES between me and abhi... is that someone from nandanvan... or is it bird's new pseudonym under which he keeps commenting?

winny: who are you ?

APOO said...

Winny is a very knowledgeable person, who knows how to parallel park like a pro and is going to teach me sometime soon.

And no, Winny is not from Nandanvan. The only people in Nandanvan who know how to use the net are Abbs and Bird (who has no net)

I just pakaoed a drunk Abbs for 3 hours. He is writing up a Apoo Chronicles now.

abhi said...

Winny is a demi goddess

no, not demi moore .. and not just a goddess ... but a demi-goddess

She has no shape or form but still lies within us .. you can choose to worship her ... o lord iyer

waah waah .. taaliyaa


(winny, don't beat me up for this)

iyer education said...

apoo & abhi: thank you for enlightening me... that DID HELP!!!

winny: now its your turn... DEFINE WINNY... abhi is going to like me for this ;)

Winny said...

abhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

Dekh aaj tho teri shaamath aagayi... tho this is what happens when I leave u and Apoo to gossip ...

wiese no harm in worshiping yaar..

Iyer:Cant Define ME MYSELF...But I have an eye on All NANAVAN FOLKS and the rest from the tank on the 8th floor....


Apoo:Im now definelty gonna teach u to paralell park..but the $100.00 still stays...

IdeaSmith said...

So is winny a person or a 'state of being'?? Sounds suspiciously like someone's been boozing too much...

Hey and nice post, Iyer. Popular to contrary perception though, I am one single person, not a family of aliens capable of assuming different forms.

APOO said...

"NANAVAN". Ha!!! Now thats a good one for Abbs passport.

Abbs, Bird, Pals: I think when we turn 60 (Bird, this is if u survive till u r 60) we should change Nandanvans name to Nana-Van.

Winny, I told ya, I'll pay. But I need home service for a steep price like that. Deal?

Winny says: "I am really easy to get along with. As long as you people learn to worship me"

Madame Mahima said...

weeeeee! i'm famous!
yea baby yea!

Megha said...

Much coolness! Danke! :)

Winny said...

Apoo:Well home service is fine as long as u come to my house everyday .....

Abs:Go change ur passport again...

Idea:I am still one person..But influences like Abs N Apoo never know when things change...

APOO said...

Winny: Lets first find u a house. Then I'll think about coming everyday.
They always warned me about the woman who would wanna call me to her house everyday.

Idea: Rest assured she'll remain one person. I have a very evil influence, Abbs has a very "holy" and positive influence. We balance each other out.
More importantly, the world would go crazy with two Winny's. We'll never let that happen.

puja said...

hi,

landed up here while blog surfing.

All India Madrasis & Malayalis Dress Code Board- thats hilarious:)!

veshti zindabad!!

Winny said...

Apoo:Its the to the driveway im calling u to .Not inside.. U wanna learn parallell parking... . u do it on the road....

Two WINNY'S that would be hungama..Dont think Abs and Apoo would be able to balance that....'

iyer education said...

*begin lamba comment*

megha & madame: you were always famous (and not to mention hilarious)... and oh.. thank you :)

winny: so let me try and define you for you... parallel parking on the 8th floor tank, "just one kinda piece" (two will create hungama naa), big spy (keeping eye on nanavan folks)... thats a good enough definition... very much like transporter 2, that i just saw y'day

apoo: nanavan rocks... you all are going to be that one day... and you especially... i wud like to read your posts on you matchmaking for your grandsons and grand daughters... i am sure it would be as hilarious as Mr Vijay Dane

abhi: great speaking to you the other day... anxiously waiting for your stories when you get back... got to hear abt vicky frm alap... baat hua to mere taraf se congo bol deana

idea: you are one person, but your blogs are one tightly knit family... one talkin abt office, one about spiders, one about yourself, one about the alternate you and the last one bashing men... and thats a great set of members for a family ;)

puja: you are welcome to iyerospace anytime and anyday... and if you feel like crying, tissues will be supplied at demand... atleast for the first few hits :)

*end lamba comment*

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