Monday, June 06, 2005

'K'

The story of one woman who Engulfed, Vandalized and Traumatized the Indian TV and Film Industry

So what if I saw 'D' yesterday. It’s a story about a man who “engulfed, monopolized and corporatized” the underworld. What if this post was “inspired” by the movie. But the idea is original and it solely belongs to me.

It’s about a woman who is crazy about “K”. God knows for what reason, but she has this fetish for “K”. Her father is one of the most famous “Jumping Jacks” of all times. He is so involved in jumping that he completely overlooks the fact that his daughter is growing in need of his love. He is never around when she needs him and he is always “jumping” around trees and around corners.

So the girl decides to take up the next best thing to “J(umping)”. Alphabetically the next thing to J is K and hence she decides to take up “K” as the goal/vision/mission of her life. Wherever she goes on in life, she decides the one thing that will always be with her i.e. “K”.

She takes up all professions from ‘K’achrawali to ‘K’aamwaali Bai, to ‘K’arate master in the suburbs of ‘K’andivali & ‘K’anjurmarg and is very successful at that. But she wants more out of life than just vessels and trash so she borrows money from ‘K’ommercial Banks and decides to make a living out of making television operas (though she never found a ‘K’ in television operas)

Then she launches one serial after another, each of which emit more tears than a basket full of “tear gas” explosives could ever do. She makes a lot of money and decides to buy a ‘K’ar and that too a very ‘K’omfortable one. She also decides to change her girlish look in ‘K’otton ‘K’asuals and ‘K’iller jeans to wearing sarees that too from ‘K’ancheepuram and she becomes a force to be reckoned with, in the Indian Economy.

Today she makes more ‘K’ash than any other person in the film and TV industry. She believes in her own ‘K’iller Instinct and ‘K’onfidence, whether it is the choice of films or serials that need to be made. She is also planning to marry a guy from ‘K’enya (or was it ‘K’anyakumari) and her only condition is that the guy should be a ‘K’unwara…

adios…
PS: Spent a lot of time in coloring those 'K's... if not the post, please appreciate the effort of coloring :)

9 comments:

abhi said...

hilarious post iyeri ....

whos with me to kick her ass and start a parallel parody series ... im talking real shows on TV

post in n lemme know ...

iyer education said...

i am in :)

will contribute with yucky lyrics and shitty script :)

APOO said...

Ha ha! Dhamaal. Dhamaal post and Abbs, dhamaal idea! Lets do it.

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Ya she is crazy and you have done a fab job with K. The ideas r crisp n i guess my manager heard me sneak a laugh...Anyone for serious stuff-well I dont KNOW any of you, but I am READY!
Finally i saw a post about her apart from my mom exclaiming tht K lady has lost it!!!and so r the viewers as its all like a damaged roller coaster ride-

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hey abrupt..!Can i have a location, computerised I mean where I can reach u.

soumya said...

ultimate yar

continue this type

Dan said...

This is totally Kool . Kquite a karachter u are :D

KJ said...

hilarious,
u forgot another karacter obsessed with "K" Karan Johar

:)KJ

IdeaSmith said...

*Taaliyaan*

Waiting for the sequels where she Katapaults 20 yrs into the future, laments her Kismet and encounters her mid-life Krisis by sheer Kameeneepan to her bahus.