Friday, June 17, 2005

B-Log !!!

B-Log neither stands for Blog nor is related to blogging in any way or form… It is an interesting topic that RGV (Ram Gopal Varma) and I have always been intrigued about… Any Guesses?? (You want me to continue it the “forward mail” types where the answer is on the 1278th line and the only thing in between is “scroll”… “further”… “lil more”… “scroll further”… “you are just about there”… and so on)

B-Log is actually an acronym for the Mumbai underworld’s characters popularly known as “Bhai Log”. For the purpose of clarity the word “underworld” does not include subways, proposed metro railways, potholes and underground sewers.

You will find all kinds of these B-Logs at all suburbs of Mumbai (similar to finding all sorts of blogs out here in the blogosphere).

You can actually create a “Suburbs X B-Log Type” grid and carry out an in-depth analysis (re-call statistics and research methodology if any one can)

The Mumbai B-Logs have a lot in common to the online BLogs. They also have differences and the only one that I can think of right now is the hyphen i.e. ‘-‘, now back to the common features.

Both B-Logs and BLogs have crazy introductory lines… One says “Aye… Doon Kya Tereko Kharcha Paani?” and the other says “
Random Musings of thoughts worth forgetting”. Catchy… Very Catchy…

Both B-Logs and BLogs are colourful (sorry colourful applies to only chameleons & govinda)… both of them are “jhaaki naaki”. One has got “ah!!! so beautiful templates” and the other has got “ugh!!! so pathetic dressing sense”, but eventually both of them are “jhaaki naaki”

Both B-Logs and BLogs have comments on almost anything. The B-Log comments “Aye Kya Item Jaa Reli Hai Baap!!!” and the BLog comments “
Study Study”, but at the end of the day both of the comments are nothing but irritating.


Finally…

Both B-Log and BLog are a nuisance value to the public. Don’t believe me… Take a look at
Pappu Kangi And His Gang (the one in the dark glasses is Pappu Kangi) and read the World’s Worst Blog and you will realize that, they are nothing but nuisance value to the public at large.

adios…

PS: If this post didn’t make sense, then find B-Log and replace with Bhai Log and find BLog and do noting about it. If it still doesn’t, ask your ISP provider to block
http://iyerospace.blogspot.com for the betterment of you and your country :)

7 comments:

soumya said...

jhakkass....
apun ho gaya re khallaasssss.
barabar bola re

infected said...

funny you hsould call me "Pappu Kangi" .... any snide remarks on my hairline?

APOO said...

Alap, my bro, lets hug on that receding hairline! "Taal se Taal milaa"

- Apoo Kangi

Anonymous said...

ARe youll the same dudes from eop then hey nothing changes, after all these years things remain the same. Fuck the ban on dnce bars in Mumbai. I lve Space Garden. only one super doped, highly drunk eopian could say this. love ya guys.

iyer education said...

which eopian is this...

KJ said...

LOL.....

Ekdum sahi bola hai...

IdeaSmith said...

Self-depreciation? I like this blog anyhow....just call me a masochist.